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SHEDTWT&PROSHIP DNI • beth • 21 • mw @larrygordonhole • selfshipper + menace to society

she/him NO THEY I WILL BITE U
Joined January 2024
redoing my pinned post soon but for now here’s me and gengar
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parts of this lineup make me wonder if i have suffered a head injury
How about Trisha Paytas as a member of CREATORS FOR PALESTINE!!
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abed is such a sweetie :((
thinking about britta canonically biting abed’s finger
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if noah is a zionist (evidence proves otherwise) through his wife, then by that logic fiona is a fascist considering her dad is in the new dailywire movie written by BEN SHAPIRO. you people are genuinely so annoying
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I know y’all hate a PSA in a drama show, but The Pitt was right about how some people don’t know how to handle breasts. Anyone who has done CPR on a larger breasted woman can tell you that it’s nothing like the CPR dummies. Women are dying because of subpar CPR and EKG training.
Outdated CPR training is putting women’s lives at risk. Women who suffer cardiac arrest outside hospital are significantly less likely to survive than men, and one overlooked reason is that CPR training almost never accounts for female anatomy. A Duke University analysis across 47 U.S. states found women are 14% less likely to receive bystander CPR. In the UK, the gap is similar: only 68% of women get CPR from bystanders compared to 73% of men, with many people citing fear of inappropriate touching or concern about injuring a woman’s chest. The problem is compounded by the tools we train on. A global survey revealed that roughly 95% of CPR manikins are designed with flat chests; only one widely available model includes visible breasts. As a result, most trainees never practice the slight technique adjustments needed for women and often hesitate in real emergencies. Research published in the Journal of Emergency Medical Services offers hope: when trainees used manikins equipped with realistic silicone breasts, they were almost twice as likely to feel confident performing chest compressions on a woman. Experts say updating training manikins to represent both male and female anatomy could eliminate hesitation, close the gender survival gap, and save thousands of lives.
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A scenario that Dennis Whitaker would find himself in
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dr yaoi retweeted
The Riddler is LGBTQ: Loves Giving Batman Those Quizzes
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Made some bullshi
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anyway, i will leave it at this
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I don’t care if people don’t think Noah Wyle is hot but a lot of the hate coming from 15-30 year olds is plain old antisemitism and that’s disturbing.
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*me and gf banging our heads to music* Radio: That little Me: (LOUD COUGH) Radio: got his own jet airplane, that little Me: (LOUD COUGH, nervous glance at gf) Radio: he's a millionaire
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People’s Sexiest Man Alive day always enthralls me, because suddenly a horde of people passionately act like someone who looks like Noah Wyle is a deformed troll who lives under a bridge
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say it to my face or kick rocks. all i’m saying is i think it’s crazy that folks are saying a jewish man bought his way into winning a (tabloid) magazine contest
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additionally, touch grass
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if i think about patty and simon for too long i start feeling crazy
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Textbook antisemitism: “Noah Wyle is a rich Jewish man who controls the media”. It’s all very predictable.
“he paid for it” ok so if your favorite won did he pay for it too
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saw characters as fall out boy lyrics, a thread 🧵
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every year this website goes up in arms when the magazine for middle aged women gives the sexiest man award to a middle aged man
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“me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” oh this DIVA
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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