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If I start a cult, the news will use this pic
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Respectfully, listen up. Iliza Shlesinger: A Different Animal premieres March 11 on @PrimeVideo.
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Replying to @MattGertz
A message from a US veteran…
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Jayden Daniels rn
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The below tweet brought to you by Gamblers Anonymous
Ok gamblers, you’re welcome: CHIEFS 34 EAGLES 30 Hard fought, back-and-forth game, Iggles throw the ball more than expected. Might come down to stupid Chiefs puritan kicker making a few big FGs Mahomes is the MVP Gatorade is orange Enjoy sending your kids to private school
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Ok gamblers, you’re welcome: CHIEFS 34 EAGLES 30 Hard fought, back-and-forth game, Iggles throw the ball more than expected. Might come down to stupid Chiefs puritan kicker making a few big FGs Mahomes is the MVP Gatorade is orange Enjoy sending your kids to private school
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Mark Ellis retweeted
A season @Commanders fans will never forget 🔥 Jayden Daniels is your Offensive Rookie of the Year!
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that's our OROY 🥹 📺 #NFLHonors on FOX/NFLN
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Millennials walked so Gen Z could run. My new special, Iliza Shlesinger: A Different Animal, arrives March 11. @PrimeVideo @AmazonMGMStudio
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My favorite game of all-time 🫡
Jan 31, 1988: Super Bowl XXII was held. #80s Washington defeated Denver 42-10 & Doug Williams was game's MVP.
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Happy New Year’s Eve everyone…can you believe 2025 is tomorrow??* *Jan is a practice month. Everyone knows this.
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WHAT A TURNAROUND. Tough game today but so, so, SO proud of my franchise for climbing through decades of irrelevance to return to glory. Hats off the Iggles. Gonna be a long offseason only cuz we can’t wait to run this all back. The future is so bright…😎 #RaiseHail #HTTC
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This kid’s team was good every year & I was lucky enough to see the 1991 NFC Championship Game in person & we went on to win Super Bowl XXVI…we haven’t been back since. I woke up this morning with a chance to go to the Super Bowl. And I feel just like that kid again. #HTTC
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BREAKING: Trump is imposing a 25% tariff on imports from Canada and Mexico starting Feb 1. Canada supplies the U.S. with key goods like maple syrup, lumber, aluminum, oil, and paper products, while Mexico is a major source of fresh produce, dairy, cars, and medicines. The result? Expect higher prices at the grocery store, gas pump, and hardware store. Cars, appliances, and even homes will cost more as building materials like lumber and aluminum skyrocket. Tariffs don’t punish other countries—they hit American consumers the hardest. Families will pay more for essentials while inflation is already a concern. This reckless move will hurt your wallet, not theirs.
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New ep is here! Can @patrickcotnoir or @chadopitz beat ongoing champ @markellislive? And will this being Patrick’s birthday help him secure the win? Listen (but don’t fuck around) and find out! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Good night my fellow Commanders faithful…fight for ol’ D.C.! (I’m not actually going to bed…just gonna watch highlights until the sun comes up) #RaiseHail
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One day you guys gonna here my name everywhere😈💯💯💯🏈
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HAIL TO THE WASHINGTON COMMANDERS 30+ years later THE FORCE HAS AWAKENED #RaiseHail #HTTC
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Still pinching myself that we’re here #RaiseHail
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