Father, husband and golfer (sometimes better than others). Long suffering Pilgrim.

Bristol
Joined October 2013
Mark Colling retweeted
First @McLarenF1 signed golf bag giveaway!! Just RT for a chance to win it!! I’ll pick one winner on Monday 17th September… 🍀
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Mark Colling retweeted
Can electoral lightning strike twice? #VoteBinface #Clacton
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Argentina are, er, um, hard to warm to
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I expect @FIFAcom will disallow it for kicking the corner flag over
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Mark Colling retweeted
Argentina are the @reformparty_uk of world football. Largely talentless thugs led by an old man who is over paid and overrated
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On the plus side, @FIFAcom got the terrible final they deserved
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4 minutes of added time is not enough to avoid extra time. I might have to go to bed instead.
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Watching the refereeing of Argentina at this World Cup is very bad for my blood pressure
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Is it too much to ask that this is settled by the players not the officials? ⚽️
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Mark Colling retweeted
Alright let’s have a proper scientific poll now, so please share / repost for a nice big range of views. If you lived in Clacton, who would you vote for?
3%Nigel Farage
97%Count Binface
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Mark Colling retweeted
I like how Colombia v Switzerland tonight has been dubbed Charlie vs the Chocolate Factory.
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Costa Rica 🇨🇷 Honduras 🇭🇳 England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #ItsComingHome
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Mark Colling retweeted
Hydration break.
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Mark Colling retweeted
EUROPA LEAGUE was never the dream. Not because I didn’t want it. Because if I’m being honest, I never thought it was possible. What kid would? Especially when 12 years ago I was playing non league football in the Ryman Premier and Conference South, just trying to stay alive in the game. What kid dreams about Europe when, two weeks into the off season, his dad has to tell him he’s been released by Watford F.C. over the phone? I was heartbroken. My dad looked at me and said: “What are we doing tomorrow?” To which I replied with the words he’d drilled into me my whole life: “We’re training, Dad.” So we trained. Every single day. My dad emailed every EFL club asking for an opportunity. One club replied. One. That was all I needed. An opportunity. @WealdstoneFC and @wwfcofficial , I’ll always be indebted to you. Then came the move to @SunderlandAFC . A massive club. A massive opportunity. And I couldn’t wait to prove myself. But 45 minutes into my debut… hooked. “Rabbit caught in headlights. Waste of money. Get rid.” Then came the Championship. “He’s not good enough for this level.” Then the Premier League. “Let’s give him a debut and then get rid of him.” I understood the doubt. I’ve faced it my whole career. And truthfully, you doubt yourself too at times. But I’ve always tried to live by one mindset: Outwork your doubt. You don’t always need to see the full journey. You just need to take the next step. Then the next one. And then another. Even when social media tells you you’re not good enough. Even when the voice inside your own head whispers the same thing. Keep working. Keep learning. Keep showing up. Because sometimes the places you end up are bigger than anything your younger self could’ve ever imagined. To any young player reading this, don’t put a ceiling on yourself too early. You genuinely have no idea where this game and life can take you. And to the boys… thank you. You removed the glass ceiling I’d placed on myself. What a team. What a club. What a fanbase. Sunderland… rocking all over Europe ❤️🤍 And in the words of Granit Xhaka: “This is just the beginning.”
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The Bristol Half Marathon is just two sleeps away; I'd be grateful; for any gestures of support for me and, far more impotantly, the Alzheimer's Society via the RSM Bristol Just Giving page. justgiving.com/fundraising/2…
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🚨 Rochdale and York City have released the following joint statement: “This Saturday’s game brings an end to one of the most thrilling, exciting and unpredictable title races in football history. Both ourselves and Rochdale have the chance to write our names in National League history. The National League is no longer a non-league competition. It is effectively a League 3, with fully professional clubs operating at a level equal to or higher than many of those in League 2. We both understand how important this game is to both clubs and supporters. We both pledge now that whatever happens tomorrow, we will both continue to fight for 3UP. Both clubs sit on over 100 points. One of us will have to fight once more in the National League Play-Offs. However, we both strongly believe that this shouldn’t have to be the case. We call on the National League, Football Regulator, EFL and Premier League to come together immediately and resolve this issue, so that we do not have to highlight this injustice year after year. For both sets of supporters attending the Crown Oil Arena this weekend, we say thank you for being with us all season. The passion you’ve shown for both clubs has been felt across the world. This game will be seen far and wide. We want to showcase this league for all its potential. Keep your support in the stands, not on the pitch, and let’s all protect the game we love. Thank you! Rochdale AFC & York City FC”
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It’s Tom Long Eve Bring. It. On. #TomLong2026 @MinchGolfClub
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I am running the Bristol Half Marathon on 10 May. To make it all worthwhile, I'd be grateful for any donations to our office charity for the year, one I know many of you will have a link to - the Alzheimer's Society. Thanks in advance. justgiving.com/fundraising/2…
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