NETFLIX The Final Table- Brand Consultant- Chef, photographer, author, former blue check & aristologist

Sydney, New South Wales
Joined March 2009
My tip for #Thanksgiving2018 Try my Self Saucing, Deep Fried, Turkey Burger as sanctioned by @daxshepard and @ColinHanks @SamSifton had doubts #TheFinalTable @netflix @dontwatchhungry
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Trump wins the White House. Again. The Democrats blew it. Again. A depressing yet predictable result.
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This is Joe Rogan realizing Donald Trump staged his own assassination attempt.
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“When Ben Shewry was hit by a bus on his way to dinner, he did not cancel the reservation. He may have been bleeding, his clothes torn, but at least he arrived early.” (The restaurant, incidentally, was @markbest’s Marque.) theguardian.com/food/2024/se…
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It makes sense why Trump is confused about race, his black supporters are white.
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Can’t go past this description of JD Vance. It’s perfect 🤣
Replying to @chrisman
He’s like if a packet of instant gravy were also a person.
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logs onto twitter. logs off – at Sydney, New South Wales
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This sparks joy
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This is pretty amazing — Sinéad O’Connor, Kylie Minogue & Natalie Imbruglia performing Sweet Dreams.
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fuckin hell nothing is more NSW ALP than cancelling public transport to fund a toll road cap that's a wealth transfer straight to transurban, what a joke
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Mao ordering the extermination of all sparrows to fix the famine he caused
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Greta Gerwig just got a blank check
‘BARBIE’ is tracking to open with $300M-$320M globally. Read our review: bit.ly/BarbieTHH
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Australian Minister Calls Don Jr. A ‘Big Baby’ After He Cancels Speaking Tour To Country go.forbes.com/c/ujAL
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Meta Platforms is set to launch Threads, a text-based micro-blogging app to rival Twitter. The debut comes after Twitter announced a slew of restrictions on its app reut.rs/3NVkngZ
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Don’t worry, Mr Bean, you are a climate hero. Excellent response to Rowan Atkinson’s column in the Guardian fretting about environmental impact of electric cars theage.com.au/business/the-e…
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Australia’s far right has enthusiastically returned to Twitter under the leadership of Elon Musk, using the platform to hijack and insert itself into online mainstream conversation. crikey.com.au/2023/06/05/aus…
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You can actually get pretty good wok hei if you overclock your microwave
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