@markamararu

Political and Football Commentaries.

 Bayelsa, Nigeria
Joined November 2013
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He is even jealous of his wife
ESPN UK
@ESPNUKOct 8
Cristiano Ronaldo's face after his son told him the most famous person he knew was his mum, not him 😂
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This is how Christiano Ronaldo thinks of retirement
YabaLeftOnline
@yabaleftonlineOct 3
"The peaceful life my wife and I are living here is boring. Nigeria is blessed, forget the suffering" - Peller laments about his experience abroad.
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“This is how Ronaldo thinks of Portugal players and Argentina players” — Bruno Fernandes in his mind
Rain Drops Media
@Raindropsmedia1Oct 3
A woman says she gets mad every time her male neighbor mows only his side of their connected lawn and leaves hers untouched. 👀 🤔
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I wish Ronaldo can take this advice —
Dansantah
@dansantahOct 3
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“There is time for Ronaldo to retire” — Bruno Fernandes in his mind
Hoska Thee Pharmacist.💊@Hoska_256Oct 3
Know when to act accordingly!😂
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“Please stop telling me about Messi. He is the cause if all my problems” — Bruno Fernandes in his mind
ESPN FC
@ESPNFCSep 30
The University of Buenos Aires will be awarding Messi the highest distinction of Doctor Honoris Causa for bringing Argentina the 2022 World Cup trophy 🇦🇷🐐 Dr. Messi 🔥
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“Please go. We are tired of you” — Bruno Fernandes in his mind
Cristiano Ronaldo
@CristianoSep 30
Após a conferência de imprensa do Selecionador Nacional, e no seguimento de uma conversa com o Presidente da Federação Portuguesa de Futebol, tomei a decisão de deixar o estágio da Seleção Nacional. A seu tempo, direi a verdade a todos os Portugueses sobre as razões que motivaram a minha saída da equipa nacional, à qual sempre me dediquei. Agora é tempo de desejar boa sorte a Portugal e a todos os meus companheiros de equipa, sem exceção.
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“Fuck Messi” — Ronaldo
ɢᴏᴀʟ ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ
@GoalVerseeSep 28
🚨 CRAZY FACT: Lionel Messi has scored more free kick goals than Bayern Munich as a club since 2015.
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“It is propaganda that makes people think Messi is better than me. What a shame” — Ronaldo in his mind
American Dad
@_NotAmericanDadSep 26
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“Unlike Messi, I shall never retire. I will play forever and ever. Amen” —Ronaldo in his mind
The Touchline | 𝐓
@TouchlineXSep 26
🇦🇷🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Lionel Messi will play his FINAL match for Argentina on October 6 at the iconic Monumental Stadium. The night is set to become one of the most HISTORIC and emotional in Argentine football history, as Messi prepares to say goodbye in front of his home crowd. 🩵🤍
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“Ronaldo is greater than James Bond, When it comes to wonen,” —Ronaldo in his mind
MAGA Marine@Butch_britton1Sep 26
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“Bruno can withdraw to hell” — Ronaldo in his mind
Speedline
@speedlneSep 26
🚨 BREAKING: Portugal head coach Jorge Jesus has announced that Bruno Fernandes has withdrawn from the squad ahead of the match against Norway. 🇵🇹
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“Ronaldos radiator is old. His plugs are old. His engine blocks are rough. He should be at the museum” — Lionel Messi fan
TCR.
@TeamCRonaldoSep 26
🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo will start against Norway, but he will not play the full 90 minutes again. 🇵🇹
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“You talk too much” — Ronaldo fan
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoSep 26
🚨 Lamine Yamal: “I don't play football for money, I play because I like it!”. “Players who are obsessed with goals or assists do not enjoy”, told The Guardian. “I play for fun, to dribble, to play one touch, two, to make a teammate who has not scored, score, for happiness”.
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“At 90, I will still be playing the World Cup” — Ronaldo in his mind
Adegbola John
@AdegbolaJohn3Sep 25
At 87, Obasanjo shows workout skills in the Abia State governor's house.
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“I love football more than Yamal” — Ronaldo in his mind
koredefroosh
@koredefrooshSep 26
🚨 Yamal: “I don’t play for money, I play because I love football.” Just vibes. ❤️⚽️
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“You all lie too much” — Ronaldo in his mind
Winna F.C.
@WinnaFCSep 26
🚨| RECORD: Lionel Messi's final international game with Argentina sells 85000 tickets in just 4 minutes.😳🐐 Even World Cup final tickets took more time to sell out.😱
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“I can do this transformation better than Rooney.” — Ronaldo in his mind
fezztalks
@FezztalksSep 26
HOW'S THIS EVEN POSSIBLE???
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“I know Ronaldo was jealous” — Messi fan
Rising Stars XI
@RisingStarXISep 26
🇹🇷🤩 𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐀 𝐆𝐔̈𝐋𝐄𝐑 (𝟐𝟏) asked for a bottle of water and the Turkish fans gave him the whole bag. THEY LOVE HIM ❤️
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“Dear lord. He wont stop until he breaks even the worst records” — 89 year old Ronaldo fan.
Winna F.C.
@WinnaFCSep 24
🚨| BREAKING: Cristiano Ronaldo becomes the player with the most offside goals in international football history. 🤯🇵🇹
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