Cheese CEO. @markolson@xoxo.zone
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"You're very clever, young man, very clever," said the old lady. "But it's imposter syndrome all the way down!"
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"We are a nation of immigrants, & we must remember that precious aspect of our history & heritage" -JFK
"We must be a city on a hill, the eyesore in a darkened world, a refuge for those who cherish freedom & for those who seek refuge" -Reagan
"We're like a garbage can" - Trump
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Conservatives are arguing that calling Donald Trump a fascist, as former Trump staffers like General Milley and John Kelly have done, insults people who want to vote for him. trib.al/YKaqwZe
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*sighs, taps the chart again*
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You think it’s so easy to just walk off with the town’s geese? Try it and find out!
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As a traveler, I'm both a proud American and a citizen of the world — and I've got a few thoughts on this coming election.
This election is deeper than partisanship. It's far more than Republican versus Democrat. In the future, big challenges like pandemics, refugees, and climate change will be blind to borders. They'll be everyone's problem and only solved by working together as a family of nations.
The world needs not American isolation, but American leadership. Not the chaos of Trump, but the stability of @KamalaHarris.
Of course, how you vote is your choice. But if you believe, as I do, in the importance of nations working together constructively, the stakes are really high...and the best candidate is clear. Register to vote today at vote.gov — and encourage your travelin’ friends to do the same!
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Watch this. This is a remarkable piece of journalism from @newshour about what's actually happening in Springfield, Ohio, where JD Vance lied and said Haitians are eating cats.
No cat murder, no braindead teen gossip Facebook scaremongering — just the reality in this town.
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We're wonderstruck that this incredible group will join us tomorrow to talk about how YOU can help get @kamalaharris, @Tim_Walz, and other down-ballot Democrats elected this November!
...We even have a few more friends to announce😱🌎🐕
Register➡️ bit.ly/swifties4k-call
ALT The lineup of speakers for the Swifties for Kamala call. Logo is in the top left corner with “Official Kickoff Call Tuesday August 27 7pm ET” on the top right. The graphic is blue with stars in the background. Speakers each have a headshot and their name. Guests are: Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, Senator Ed Markey, Rep. Chris Deluzio, Rep. Becca Balint, Anderson Clayton, Irene Kim, Emerald Medrano, Annie Wu Henry, April Glick Pulito, Emma Coleman, and Lexa Hayes. The link to register is at the bottom of the graphic. bit.ly/swifties4k-call
I still have a copy of the (previous?) last print edition somewhere. This is very exciting!
I have some very, very good news:
The Onion is bringing back its monthly print newspaper, starting today.
We'll ship it to your door for $5 a month if you sign up today.
It is made of the stuff of madness. We couldn’t be any more excited about it.
nytimes.com/2024/08/16/busin…
Why did Georgia let the "Equine Commission" use their ~~sexy horse~~ picture on their vanity plate? It's a menace on the road. Totally distracting.
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This morning the twins helped pick our their sweaters, scooted down the stairs, ran to their chairs, and sat at the table eating scrambled eggs with forks. They said "bye bye dada" on the way out the door.
It's been 17 months. You need new material. Go yell at an M&M.
Buttigieg avoided calls, public appearances on paternity leave, FOIA documents show fxn.ws/3iAZw5G
