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Borne, Netherlands
Joined March 2009
Mark Jansen retweeted
Skeletons are the worst cancer in the history of user interfaces. Just make loads fast. Ping across the ocean is never more than 200ms, maybe 300ms if you're Australian, just return the damn data at that speed and you never need to even think about this crap.
design eng tip for skeleton UIs: ask your agent to measure the loaded UI with Playwright then match the skeleton's sizes and positions to prevent layout jank
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Mark Jansen retweeted
Elon straps some high-pressure compressed air thrusters under a Roaster, seals it to a ramp, then drops it and calls it a "flying car" No spatial navigation system, no human operator, no actual flight. No regulatory clearance for this to even be legal. Reminds me of the hype over his AI robots that were found to actually be human operated. Or the CyberTruck that would be able to "serve as a boat" to cross rivers. OG's also remember the underground highways, and of course, the moon colonization shtick. The guys more of a magician than an engineer, people still fall for it, and for that I can't even hate. It's just crazy how many people become believers based on pure theatrics.
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Poah, de #illuminatie. Gelijk maar even gemaild natuurlijk.
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This should be good.
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Something’s cookin’. Stew from the north of Italy. Brasata al Barolo. Result in a few hours. (If I remember to take pictures before we eat it all)
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Not the best picture, but damn this was good.
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You're comparing your life to fiction. @nycdivorcelaw
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3 Mark. The recipe said 3!
If the recipe says 1 clove of garlic, what do you do?
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Recht uit het playbook van @vanranstmarc 👌🏻 goed voorbeeld doet goed volgen
Replying to @ultee_dw
De vaccinatie wordt doorgaans in de bovenarm gezet.
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All Koko Analaytics Pro users just got a bunch of extra activation slots on their licenses. Development, staging and local environments no longer count towards your site limit. 🎉 Effective immediately. Enjoy! kokoanalytics.com/
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Mark Jansen retweeted
Who should speak at @CheckoutSummit 2027? 🎤 Looking for top marketers and founders who know their stuff inside out and can share proven tactics to help WooCommerce products grow...
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Guess the stack (I am doing this correct? That's what you're supposed to say, right?)
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Word order correct doing is harder for me 🫣
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Hallo #Zwolle. Vanavond geef ik bij de #WordPress meetup in @stadkamer MAAK een presentatie over AI Tools en jouw WordPress website. En daar kun je nog bij zijn. Meld je aan via onderstaande link. Zie ik je daar?
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That's it! You heard the man.
Replying to @mark_jansen
Wouldn't worry too much if I were you People -> install wordpress.org/plugins/albert… RIGHT NOW!
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