Shit-posting about stupid cultists and accounting fraud. Stick-shift ragtop guy. Software engineer/DevOps. Retired marathoner. Dive bar fly. #Bitcoin ⚡️

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Joined February 2009
Greatest example of Pareto Principle ever is that 80% of #dogecoin is held in 20 wallets.
Everyone who is buying #Dogecoin now is going to get rich!
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this asshole claiming achievement for doing nothing is his lifetime achievement
Since leaving X, I decided to try a new challenge. Could I make a chicken sandwich No. 1 on the App Store? Well, guess what.
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Mark Adam ⚡️ retweeted
Being disliked by people with poor character is actually a compliment.
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hello district attorney in every jurisdiction, please prosecute this human garbage for his crimes
Hello computer, Find every Amazon purchase I ever made. Call the number of the manufacturer. Say you’re not satisfied. Request a refund. If they decline, threaten to leave a bad review. If they decline, find the CEO’s phone number and ask him for a refund. Now, repeat the same process for items I never even purchased and see if you can get them to send me money. If they ask for a recipient, generate an image of one and send that. Do not stop until you’ve collected $1 million in refunds.
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Tesla insurance is to the insurance industry what Tesla Diner is restaurants: incompetent amateurs
I think this might be bigger than the two million CyberFlop reservations.... $TSLA
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cultist lunacy
As serious as it sounds when we say that Cybercab is likely to ruin Uber and Waymo (never mind Lyft, and a raft of other autonomous wannabes), the truth is that isn't the target of the Cybercab product. No. The target is wayyyyy bigger. The target is the entire personal transport market. At a cost of 40c per mile, Cybercab threatens that entire category. Which means that the demand is going to be bonkers. And some temporary friction from all the localities trying to halt it is going to die the same death that the restrictions on Uber evenutally died. No, Tesla are NOT going to charge $4 per mile. No they are not going to put steering wheels in Cybercabs. They are going to relentlessly re-arrange the world of personal transport. 1 Cybercab, or 100, or 1000, 10000, 100000, 1000000 or many. many millions, at a time -- over time.
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anyone who believes Codex is superior to a Mensa IQ human programmer with 35 years of experience is delusional
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dude was the second worst thing to happen to this platform after Musk
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to pass the torch and demote myself to my natural state: a poster. I'll be stepping back from leading product for 𝕏 and will continue on as an advisor. Serving the X community has been the privilege of a lifetime. X is, and will remain, the most important communication technology in history. But running this app is a 24/7 job and it's now time for me to take a breather. The app is seeing unprecedented growth in new users & engagement. We continue to break records every month. We've climbed 70 spots in the App Store since this time last year. And in the last 400 days, we rebuilt almost every aspect of X: the Timeline, the Android app, onboarding, notifications, chat and more. We also launched nearly 30 new products while protecting the integrity of the town square: becoming the first app to show Country-of-Origin on profiles and mounting defenses against AI bots. There's certainly much more work to be done, but our foundation is stronger than ever. None of this would have been possible without the incredible team here. The next leaders will take X to even greater heights with @benjitaylor on design, @singhai on core product engineering and @dinkin_flickaa on mobile engineering -- among many other great people. Thank you to Elon and the X team for welcoming me into the company. See you on the Timeline.
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Mark Adam ⚡️ retweeted
You can't go 10 mins on Twitter without identifying another @Tesla scam. Note the steering wheel on this supposedly autonomous Cybercab (which is not supposed to have a steering wheel or pedals)? Tesla is to autonomous driving what Theranos was to health technology.
Austin is overrun with Cybercabs. You can’t go 10mins without seeing one now.
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comments blocked because this take is so fucking stupid
I would buy three Farzad's / Robotaxi's with stearing wheels immediatly.... for $30,000+ each and i would buy a SPORT version as well! can't wait to buy a fleet and run my own flock in the robotaxi network!
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when he’s not SEC it’s the best he can do
Confession: I’ve been sleeping with my laptop for the last year
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LLMs don’t think Intelligence is not an an emergent property AI will not achieve sentience this century Elon Musk is a fraud
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X doesn’t allow editing a post unless you pay $13/month to a trillionaire
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trying his best to be an unbiased tesla fan… cultism is a disease
FSD V14 is catching on I just passed a car on the highway and we made eye contact with each-other and both lifted our hands up to show we weren’t driving, and had a quick laugh. A few minutes later a different Tesla passed me and the guy was very clearly using FSD and looked relaxed as he drove by. It’s honestly so great seeing more people use this tech. Curious how often y’all see people using FSD when you’re out driving
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allowing douche bags like this 🤡 to block critics is why this platform is dead
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please stop using our compute because we spent $$ billions training the instant model whose knowledge is out-of-date the day we release it depending on the prompt
the new instant model in chatgpt is so good damn if you have been thinking-model-only for awhile, give it a try!
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and this dude blocks replys. you can’t fix stupid
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Ask your AI assistant how stupid it is for fire trucks to drive across runways. the response will be to justify the legacy idiotic practices of government, bc that’s what it’s trained on
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Mark Adam ⚡️ retweeted
Replying to @battleangelviv
love seeing posts from a paid shill about software that will never be approved by any government
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each one lasts ~5 years then falls out of orbit and needs to be replaced
Another 29 sats added to the 10k active
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Mark Adam ⚡️ retweeted
Replying to @PeterDiamandis
“How to lie with statistics” by Darrel Huff used to be required reading in Philosophy class to teach people how and why not belive bullshit like this post
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