@mark37806

Don't dare steal my sausage rolls

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Joined October 2013
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Stephen Toast (Matt Berry) is chosen to narrate Prince Harry's new book
Shirley Carter’s Pussy@shirlpuzz
11 Jan 2023
What the actual fuck have I just heard nitter.cf/domwakeford/status/161…
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Dear @trussliz / @RishiSunak the cost of living crisis has left millions worried how they'll make ends meet. I'd like to formally invite you, as the new PM, to join me asap once you take office for a special hour's @itvMLshow discussion/Q&A to answer/ease people's concerns.
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Hey @VrboUK , your Book with Confidence Guarantee says "we’re here to help if the unexpected happens" could you confirm to what extent you are actually prepared to help please?
Replying to @VodafoneUK
@VodafoneUK
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Would anyone else receiving this think that their current broadband package was expiring? Nope, it runs until October 2023. Misleading advertising if you ask me.
Hey @sainsburys why does your recently refurbished Sedlescombe Road petrol station seem to be constantly out of fuel?
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Replying to @British_Airways
@British_Airways Hi, I have a flight booked in July that I would like to talk to you about changing. Your phone line appears to only be for flights leaving in the next 24 hours and you don't offer any other method of contact on your website. How should I contact you about this?
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(the flight I want isn't offered in the manage my booking option yet is available for new bookings, hence needing to speak to someone!)
Replying to @easyJet
@easyJet you've just emailed me regarding your booking with confidence pledge. I quote "as ever, booking early tends to give you better prices" the flights I booked in Feb for over £100 are now available for under £70. Would you be so kind to credit me the difference?
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@easyJet I would appreciate a response.
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I'm still waiting for a reply @easyJet . I can see you reply to other people within hours but you've not answered me for days.
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Remember when Michael Gove tried his hand at satire and compared Prince Charles to Adolf Hitler? nitter.cf/OneTenTwelve/status/10…
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Let's set a world record together and get the most retweeted tweet on Twitter. Beating the current world record held by Yusaku Maezawa @yousuck2020 (5.3 million!) We got this 🙌 #WorldBollardAssociation
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I'm sure you are busy but please talk to me @AskHalifaxBank. Should I retry the transfer that a tried last night that is still sitting there? Payments waiting to be paid!
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OK, so I went against all current available advice and attempted the transfer again and it worked. Thanks for all your help @AskHalifaxBank. I'll bear this in mind when I review who I bank with.
Whoa Black Betty Anagram Boat belt wacky Anagram Black Betty had a child Anagram Hatchback badly tiled Anagram
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All the leaves are brown And the sky is grey I've been for a walk Our balls are cold today. They'd be safe and warm If they were in L.A. #SaturdayMorning dreaming. On an #Orkney autumn day.
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In honour of the late Barry Chuckle, here's Kirsten O'Brien's tribute to the #ChuckleBrothers (from Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe, 2008)
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Monk at Buddhist temple lodgings on Japan’s Mt. Koya is 100% done with your tourist crap
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Today is the 2nd anniversary of the untimely death of Caroline Aherne, at the age of just 52. A truly great comedy talent, as demonstrated here in one of my all time favourite Roy and Renee sketches #TheFastShow
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