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i have my mental breakdowns on here https://xitter.cf/t.co/jz1TuMOnhJ

Joined November 2025
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if i win this oomf off (tbh dont even have to what am i even gna do with the prize i cant claim) i will pledge allegiance to nepal and declare myself nepali मेरो लाडो ठाडो भयो।#Nepal #neptwt #लाडो
❗‼️WE HAVE OUR 32 PARTICIPANTS WHO WILL BE BATTLING IT OUT UNTIL ONLY ONE SURVIVES AND BECOMES THE WINNER OF THIS OOMF-OFF‼️❗
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marie retweeted
ninguém fala como é DIFÍCIL apagar as fotos da galeria pra abrir espaço no celular… SIM, ESSE PRINT QUE EU TIREI A TRÊS ANOS ATRÁS TEM MUITO SIGNIFICADO PRA MIM
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sexuality and gender is too complicated now so i just call myself a faggot and move on
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venho pra faculdade nao entendo nada fumo 10 cigarro pego meu ônibus e vou embora
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when she was wearing lingerie on facetime and i didnt look up from my game of sudoku
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is it generally safe to get a tattoo the day after partying pls lmk
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will not be able to campaign for oomf off in the next 24 hours as i will be getting slutty and hopefully wasted and in recovery
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It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 IT'S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉PUSSY😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET T
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my campaign made exclusively on piZap and picsart #endorsememujis
as an extreme measure, i will vote for the opponent of oomfs who themselves or their campaign managers used AI generated images to promote. 🙏🙏🙏🙏
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marie retweeted
Date idea: we wear matching couple outfits but if someone asks abt it we tell them we’re fraternal twins and then makeout infront of them
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Having a trad Halloween party. Only witches, mummies, scarecrows, zombies, vampires, and Frankensteins allowed. No niche online meme references. If you have to explain what your costume is or show a reference photo, you’re not allowed in.
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that kind of guy is catnip to bisexual women
when I saw John, Tommy's Girlfriend, I was so surprised and shocked like how did he manage to have someone BEAUTIFUL be inlove with him?? #mwgtwt #minimumwage #minimumwagetwt
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going to the func with overgrown nails evb hush
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people love love love to use their queerness or their disability to get favors that have nothing to do with them lol
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catholic heavy metal so goated
Can someone explain to a Jew why it is that Catholics appreciate Metal imagery (it’s always skulls, blood and roses with them) but Protestants melt down at the sight of anything approaching PG-13
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marie retweeted
I have arfid and the only food I can eat is your pussy bro it’s a medical condition please help me
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marie retweeted
>called semen >comes out when i see men
>bodily fluid commonly called as "cum" >you cums cum to cum out cum
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marie retweeted
Replying to @RAPEDBYREALITY4
swiped it away because she couldnt stand seeing another man 👀 #futurewife
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say swear
england will put a bellingham in your ass if you’re not careful
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marie retweeted
texted oomf i live with to tell her there's a LEAK and this bitch thinks i heard underscores album . . no U queer our ceiling is fucking leaking 😭😭😭
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