can I hear a bit of commotion for the shirt

I have a headache that transcends time and space

what if I was here instead

i’m also raw dogging this flight no headphones because they’re dead and I might break my rule of digging into my bag in the overhead to get my charger because I might be slowly slipping into psychosis

in my ambien induced drowsiness I managed to slowly leak an entire massive evian water bottle onto my seat and now my pants are completely damp and I genuinely thought I pissed myself for a hot second

going to a museum is actually self care

love my parents, truly love those guys, but by day 5 of any vacation with them I become so unbelievably mentally exhausted it feels like manual labor to try to communicate with them

everyone in paris is hot and sexy I cannot believe I have to go back to choplando tomorrow

just paid 1 euro to take a piss …… huh

once again I must say… bonjour

very proud to admit the entire time i’ve been in france no one has responded to my french with english immediately AND whenever I look confused they are surprised that I don’t speak it fluently

so who the fuck was gonna tell me hyperspace mountain goes upside down

train conductor at disneyland paris has a neck tattoo god this is kind of a utopia

my life has never been so good. i’m in paris and girls is being rebooted like everything’s coming up margo

like bonjour