@marcooth

May all your dreams come true on this, your very special day.

 London, England
instagram.com/marcooth
Joined October 2008
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Fake Windsor Castle on the Diplomat is AWFUL.
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Chosen some new specs lads (need a haircut)
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Looking forward to another week of providing shareholder value.
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Hearing that some Monoprix have been vandalised in France today!
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My favourite grand designs episode is for sale!
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I’d like Miranda to win the celebrity traitors.
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Catching up on last night’s Traitors.
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Just cycled to and from dinner on my electric Brompton. Because I’m a cunt.
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Sydney Sweeney announces she’s launching her own cryptocurrency called ‘Titcoin’
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I didn’t save the Prince Charles cinema.
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Some truly excellent Russell Brand court sketches
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I’ve declared my candidacy for the 2027 French presidential elections.
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Discovered that Paloma Faith had a podcast yesterday.
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Kumamon feeding a cat is what I need of a Friday. instagram.com/reel/Ded-h9gpZ…

くまモン隊【official】 (@55_kumamontai) • Instagram reel

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I don’t like that Maya thinks she’s the boss of the traitors.
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Why would Rob be murdered? Maybe because they wanted to murder him.
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Jerry Hall simply doesn’t care.
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Oh no it’s the mission.
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Why are they trying to work out why people would be murdered? Idiots.
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I don’t think it’s going to mess with anyone’s heads Hannah.
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