Today’s NYT Crossword, 60 Across, 9 letters. Clue: “Rigorous Email Management Strategy.” @hotdogsladies — Care to take a stab at it??

Merlin, I would never point out something like this to someone who didn’t l actually care about grammar, but you may want to look up “nonplussed“(which you used to describe Cash‘s lack of interest on BTW). (And now I hold my breath and brace for the flame.) @hotdogsladies

Report from @EvanstonPD is that two guns were recovered at ETHS. No Active Shooter. They’re keeping our kids safe.

Everyone in Evanston: Stay cool on ETHS lockdown. I’m sure they’re focused on out kids’ security, which at this very moment matters more than composing tweets. We will know soon enough. Let them do their job.

A huge warning to any @RCN customers who upgrade to the 400Mbps service: The customer service rep does NOT tell you that your old modem is not compatible! Service was down for about 24 hours.

Hey, @_upgradefm — years before people FOLLOWED on social media, “old folks” (like me) would SUBSCRIBE to mailing lists. There never seemed to be confusion about possible $cost with that! This adds strength to theory from @imyke that @Apple is thinking about future payment.

“That’s the Cap’n! Someday he hopes to be an adm’l!” ... and I spit my chicken tikka masala across the kitchen. @_upgradefm @jsnell podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…

Hey, wanna read a scary (but interesting) document? Check this out: apple.com/privacy/docs/A_Day… (Thought this might be of particular interest to you, @hotdogsladies ... Names in doc are purely coincidental.)

I was not prepared for the emotional devastation I experienced listening to the feelings @hotdogsladies expressed for his teen’s COVID experience in this week’s @dobyfriday episode. I vow to actively be more compassionate to my kids today ... and hopefully ever after.

This is the second week in a row this has happened to me: @AppleMusic New Music Mix ONLY gives me artists with an ampersand. Almost none of the music is something I would ever listen to. Fix this, @Apple !

Jem is pensive. #bestathomecontest #weatminsterdogshow

I’m startin’ off 2020 with some 💸extra money 💸 from @TMobile #TueYearsEve + #contest

And it’s only fair that I match Piper’s with mine: at 16, The Jester in Winter Park High’s 1982 production of “Once Upon A Mattress.” All hail Thespian Troupe 850! #TonyDreaming

Piper’s professional debut in the ⁦@StageLeftTheatr⁩ production of “A Day in the Death of Joe Egg.” #TonyDreaming

Ladies and gentlemen, a new superstar is born: JD McCrary was the amazing 10-year-old (yes, TEN) who went toe-to-toe with Childish Gambino.

I'm a sculptor??

Question: When the wife of @leslieodomjr gives birth to their baby, will he be in the room where it happens? (Congrats, Mr. Odom.)

I finished those honey-do projects because, as Laura told my kids, “Daddy finally found his bits.” Sort of tempers the handyman machismo.