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no this is patrick

Blackwood, NJ
Joined November 2012
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First in my bloodline to reach this age without a child.
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something about being on a train it’s like oh yeah i was in love once
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"This generation is too coddled"—said a 70-year-old who wouldn't even share a water fountain with a Black person.
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The reply to this comment made my day 😄😅
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the way you can hear each one so well.
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men will say "i'm not into politics" then say something that's straight out of mein kampf
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If you meet your actual soulmate, they're not going anywhere. Not in a week, not in a month, not in a year.
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nothing is more disappointing than being with a man who knows how to treat people well but somehow forgets how to do the same for the woman closest to him. strangers get his kindness, friends get his patience, and the person loving him gets whatever is left. your partner shouldn't have to beg for the version of you that everyone else gets for free.
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this will sound mean but PLEASE get over things faster. You don’t want to waste your good years being angry, bitter, and sad.
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white people be like i’m giving my dog power of attorney
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Sorry I Grew Up With A Daddy Who Paid The Whole Tab My Bad Btch
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I’ll be marrying the man who wants me relaxed & whimsical for the rest of my life.
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+ive there. Because America is way more accepting of being lazy as shit to lose weight and “get in shape” than they are of doing hard things like endurance sports etc
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happy they kept it because it is one of their best songs
One Direction songwriters reveal Adele wanted to record “Fool’s Gold”, but they had already promised it to the band. 🔗: people.com/one-direction-hit…
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Literally the same baby 4 times😭❤️
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This is INSANE.. did Cardi even try 😂
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The fastest way to be loved deeply by an avoidant man is to be his ex
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i’m done dating 😕
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Replying to @beforefajrr
bffr
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