@marawan

I'm the guy you call to get sh*t done.

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I enquired about an MIT program online and now every Ivy League school is targeting me. #feelingsmart
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He did promise "America First." nytimes.com/2020/03/26/healt…

The U.S. Now Leads the World in Confirmed Coronavirus Cases (Published 2020)

Following a series of missteps, the nation is now the epicenter of the pandemic.

nytimes.com
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Joe Biden
@JoeBiden25 Mar 2020
Let me be very clear: No one is expendable. No matter your age, race, gender, religion, ethnicity, sexual orientation, or disability. No life is worth losing to add one more point to the Dow.
Everyone should have the ability to explain something epic by drawing it out on a napkin.
MISSING: Jin Yan Tang, 47, l/s Tues, Sept 24, at 3:45pm, in the Bleecker St & St. James Ave, @TPS51Div. Described as 4'11", 95lbs, short black hair, brown eyes. Wears eye glasses, a black t-shirt, blue jeans, wide brim green hat, carrying a white shoulder bag. #GO1842876 ^CdK
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Nothing freakier than rolling by a motorcycle accident to find out it was your friend that was involved. She’s fine. Bike will get fixed. Be safe out there.
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Why is it that my daughter asks me if I’m depressed when I play #linkinpark ?
No. You do not have a chance with #BradleyCooper so sit down.
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Why do British accents make dudes sound smarter? Weird.
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BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️
@mmpadellan3 Jun 2019
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Wow. Such fan. Many person. Such popular. #TrumpUKVisit
Guys who go to Thailand regularly creep me out. #saketruth
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How my morning is going...
Yoni Freedhoff@YoniFreedhoff24 May 2019
Spotted as I was pulling out of the driveway this morning, not the world’s smartest woodpecker
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Explaining humour to a lawyer was the highlight of my morning.
Being a #Toronto sports fan is like dating the same girl who broke up with you 12 times. #GoRaptors
No one under 40 posts to #facebook stories. Prove me wrong.
COLLISION: Queen Street East and Carroll Street, @tps55Div. Info - pedestrian struck. Expect delays in the area. #GO583629 ^CdK
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Experienced the rudest salesperson at the @ClubMonaco store at the eaton centre. Too bad you lost $300 in sales.
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Every disaster movie starts with the president ignoring a scientist.
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Gas shortage in Toronto just validated everyone who overpaid for a @Tesla
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