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hate to see it, love to hate it.

New York, NY
Joined June 2011
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my last tweet randomly popping off a bit
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me when i moved to New York:
Hey can i join your already established friend group
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finally finished fruit fly. don’t really have anything to contribute to the discourse but just know that i read it.
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Just last month, DoorDash couldn’t seem to find the money to pay their deliveristas — until our administration forced them to give back $131M+ in stolen wages and penalties. This week, they’ve managed to find $17 billion to acquire one of their main competitors. Corporate consolidation means higher prices, harsher exploitation, and greater economic inequality for New Yorkers. We’ve stood up to these giants before. That doesn’t stop now.
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i know exactly what i need to do to achieve my life goals but it’s daunting
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it's important that you sleep with all of your electronics as close to your head as possible
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me since this year started
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so that’s why she ate
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NYC SEE U TONIGHT 🤩⭐️✨
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Replying to @jk_rowling
Oh my god, SHUT UP
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Gay men catching strays in Build a Bear
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halloween in 10 days and I’m still fat
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oh okay
Guy who is visibly breaking down and hitting a new rock bottom: “im gonna go for a walk”
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When i'm yapping and they say "u already told me this"
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Grindr already exists
JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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everyone in nyc go home for 20 minutes i need to be alone on my walk
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nothing matters but love. please RT.
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sent myself a text and then got excited when my phone vibrated. 😭😪
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Working a 9-5 office job & still having a double digit screen time
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