Childless cat lady, pro choice, bleeding heart liberal snowflake who loves 80s music, drag queens, all things artistic, legal humor, and my cat Gary.

Los Angeles
Joined April 2009
Especially because so many people are getting shingles before 50. I had it 4 times before I turned 40...
can one of my medical hotties explain why i'm not allowed to have the shingles vaccine until i'm 50? i want a shingles vaccine the way some women want a birkin
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PANDORA HALLOWEEN STATION: "Oooh, 'Cuts You Up' by Peter Murphy, that sounds spooooky!" ME:
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I always offer my bed while I take the couch but they always insist on the couch. And that’s why I bought a daybed - my “couch” is basically a twin bed. So now everyone gets a bed!
I have a question that’s mainly for white people but anyone can answer. If a friend asks if they can stay over and you ONLY have a bed and a couch where are you sleeping?
15%couch, they get the bed.
53%bed, they get the couch.
29%we're both on the bed
3%other (??) (reply)
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Respect to my first humans today and always on Indigenous Peoples Day. 🌊🌊
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An Old post but still relevant
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HIM: Did you read in the transcript [blah blah blah]? ME: I didn't see a transcript, did you order one? HIM: Hmmm, I don't think so... ME: So...um...how would I have read it?
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Dear Work, Sorry I missed your phone call at 9:30 p.m. on Monday. I was in a Palm Springs bar singing showtunes and drinking Dirty Shirleys because I was on vacation.
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Sunday, October 4, 2026 Please🙏 share for: Ring Dog Rescue Richmond, VA 23228 (804) 622-4200 This handsome hound is Winchester🐾🐾! He is sweet, silly, affectionate and full of personality. He loves his people, loves to cuddle, sleeps with his person and is great with kids. He’s also playful with other dogs and we think he’d do best with a confident canine companion. Winchester🐾🐾 is fully house trained and walks well on a leash, but he definitely comes with some naughty hound quirks! He’s working on curbing his mischievous curiosities when unsupervised but luckily he’s great at being crated if he needs to be put up. He is very attached to his person and can whine or cry a little when separated. Because of this, an apartment probably isn’t the best fit. A 6 foot fence or regular leash walks are required because Winchester🐾🐾 can jump a fence and he cannot share a home with kitties… all typical houndism’s! Winchester🐾🐾 is an awesome dog with an open fun loving spirit! His future family needs to be ready to help this former hunting dog polish up his pet dog skills so Winchester🐾🐾 can be the best hound boy he can be! He’s loving, playful, goofy and incredibly endearing. He just needs the right person who can give him structure, training, exercise and plenty of companionship. For more information or to apply to adopt please visit our website ringdogrescue.org Link in bio #adoptwinchester #winchester #handsomehound #adoptahound #ringdogrescue
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Z’haki has been missing for more than 7 months. Someone may know where he is. The 16-year-old was last seen in Stockton, California, on Feb. 25. Please take a close look and share. Have information? Call NCMEC at 1-800-THE-LOST or Stockton Police at 1-209-937-8377. Poster: missingkids.org/poster/NCMC/…
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Randi has been missing for more than 7 months. Have you seen her? The 17-year-old has been missing from Charlotte, NC, since Feb. 19. Please take a close look and share. Have information? Call NCMEC at 1-800-THE-LOST or CMPD at 1-704-336-7600. Poster: missingkids.org/poster/NCMC/…
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Do you think someone tampered with Christa Pike's lethal injection meds to save her or to make her suffer? Because I could see that going either way.
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I am Jane Doe.
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CAN YOU HELP? 15-year-old Emma Black has been missing since March 7, 2026, from Amarillo, Texas. Please help us share this case. Have info? Call NCMEC at 1-800-THE-LOST or the Amarillo Police Department at 1-806-378-3038. Poster: missingkids.org/poster/NCMC/…
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Harlem has been missing for nearly a month. Have you seen this 15-year-old? Harlem has been missing from French Camp, California, since Sept. 3. Please take a close look and share. Have information? Call NCMEC at 1-800-THE-LOST or the San Joaquin County Sheriff’s Office at 1-209-468-4400. Poster: missingkids.org/poster/NCMC/…
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It’s me. My birth name is actually Maple Donut. Now you know. #iamjanedoe
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To anyone who is looking to find out the identity of Jane Doe in the Cornell rape case, look no further, because it's Amee Vanderpool. I am Jane Doe.
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