I always offer my bed while I take the couch but they always insist on the couch. And that’s why I bought a daybed - my “couch” is basically a twin bed. So now everyone gets a bed!
HIM: Did you read in the transcript [blah blah blah]?
ME: I didn't see a transcript, did you order one?
HIM: Hmmm, I don't think so...
ME: So...um...how would I have read it?
Dear Work, Sorry I missed your phone call at 9:30 p.m. on Monday. I was in a Palm Springs bar singing showtunes and drinking Dirty Shirleys because I was on vacation.
MapleDonut retweeted
Sunday, October 4, 2026
Please🙏 share for:
Ring Dog Rescue
Richmond, VA 23228
(804) 622-4200
This handsome hound is Winchester🐾🐾!
He is sweet, silly, affectionate and full of personality. He loves his people, loves to cuddle, sleeps with his person and is great with kids.
He’s also playful with other dogs and we think he’d do best with a confident canine companion.
Winchester🐾🐾 is fully house trained and walks well on a leash, but he definitely comes with some naughty hound quirks! He’s working on curbing his mischievous curiosities when unsupervised but luckily he’s great at being crated if he needs to be put up.
He is very attached to his person and can whine or cry a little when separated. Because of this, an apartment probably isn’t the best fit.
A 6 foot fence or regular leash walks are required because Winchester🐾🐾 can jump a fence and he cannot share a home with kitties… all typical houndism’s!
Winchester🐾🐾 is an awesome dog with an open fun loving spirit! His future family needs to be ready to help this former hunting dog polish up his pet dog skills so Winchester🐾🐾 can be the best hound boy he can be! He’s loving, playful, goofy and incredibly endearing. He just needs the right person who can give him structure, training, exercise and plenty of companionship.
For more information or to apply to adopt please visit our website ringdogrescue.org
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#adoptwinchester #winchester #handsomehound #adoptahound #ringdogrescue
MapleDonut retweeted
Z’haki has been missing for more than 7 months. Someone may know where he is. The 16-year-old was last seen in Stockton, California, on Feb. 25.
Please take a close look and share.
Have information? Call NCMEC at 1-800-THE-LOST or Stockton Police at 1-209-937-8377. Poster: missingkids.org/poster/NCMC/…
MapleDonut retweeted
Randi has been missing for more than 7 months. Have you seen her?
The 17-year-old has been missing from Charlotte, NC, since Feb. 19.
Please take a close look and share.
Have information? Call NCMEC at 1-800-THE-LOST or CMPD at 1-704-336-7600.
Poster: missingkids.org/poster/NCMC/…
Do you think someone tampered with Christa Pike's lethal injection meds to save her or to make her suffer? Because I could see that going either way.
MapleDonut retweeted
CAN YOU HELP?
15-year-old Emma Black has been missing since March 7, 2026, from Amarillo, Texas.
Please help us share this case.
Have info? Call NCMEC at 1-800-THE-LOST or the Amarillo Police Department at 1-806-378-3038. Poster: missingkids.org/poster/NCMC/…
MapleDonut retweeted
Harlem has been missing for nearly a month. Have you seen this 15-year-old?
Harlem has been missing from French Camp, California, since Sept. 3.
Please take a close look and share.
Have information? Call NCMEC at 1-800-THE-LOST or the San Joaquin County Sheriff’s Office at 1-209-468-4400. Poster: missingkids.org/poster/NCMC/…
It’s me. My birth name is actually Maple Donut. Now you know. #iamjanedoe



























