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Moderately below-average 31 year old video gamer.

Canadia
Joined March 2017
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This is cocaine to me
They are stunned in Dodger Stadium
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Cloakzy blows his shit smooth off while playing another indie party game "Burglin' Gnomes" with The Burnt Peanut and Gingy "how do you even- *BOOM*" Peanut absolutely LOSES it😭
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Connor McDavid realizing he doesn't have to carry Team Canada like he does with the Oilers
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Bill Belichick, the 8-time Super Bowl-winning HC, is not a first-ballot Hall of Famer, per @SethWickersham and @DVNJr. Belichick fell short of the 40 out of 50 votes needed for induction to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in his first year of eligibility. espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/4774…
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Ryanair CEO addresses his recent spat with Elon Musk in new press conference: "The Starlink people believe that 90% of our passengers would happily pay for wifi access. Our experience is tells us less than 10% would pay; He (Elon) called me a r*tarted twat. He would have to join the back of a very very queue of people that already think I'm a r*tarded twat, including my four teenage children. But we do want to thank him for the wonderful boost in publicly. Our bookings are up 2-3% in the last few days. So thank you to Mr. Musk, but he's wrong on the fuel drag. Non European citizens cannot own a majority of European airlines, but if he wants to invest in Ryanair we think it would be a very good investment."
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Darren retweeted
average justin herbert drop back
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BO BICHETTE THREE RUN HOMER OFF OHTANI! THE @BLUEJAYS HAVE A 3-0 LEAD IN GAME 7!
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Our entire lifetime we have watched other fanbases celebrate world championships and imagine in our wildest dreams what it would be like to have that feeling. Well folks, our ballclub is 1 win away from that dream no longer being imaginary. 1 win. Believe.
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>force dave roberts to use his low leverage pitchers >pretend to look like they own you to convince dave roberts to use them in leverage situations >win
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Never leaving this app
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Great job going to Brendon Little. Really good pitcher. Get this fukin guy out of my face
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There's a new No. 1 in the AFC East... 😮
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Mariners fans 🤝 Blue Jays fans 🤝 wanting Doug Eddings sent to prison
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LMFAOOOOOOOO
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“Playoff Judge”
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Unexpected?
An 18th-century portrait stolen by the Nazis during WWII is believed to have resurfaced in the most unexpected place: hanging above a sofa in an Argentinian home and discovered not by law enforcement or a museum, but in a photo on a real estate website. abcnews.link/sdJuW2g
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HELPPP
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