Co-host of Standing By: The Terry and Ted Podcast. Semi-retired layabout.

Montreal
Joined January 2010
I was in Paris less than a month ago, coincidental with the Pope’s visit. Weather was spectacular; everyone I saw was happy. What happened? (That’s a rhetorical question. I know what happened and why, and so does anyone else who’s intellectually honest.)
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If he can make it dere…Sam Bird’s Québécois alter ego visit da Big Happle.
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“Student social movement”. They’re afraid of the truth. France is cooked.
🇫🇷 Chers visiteurs, en raison d’un mouvement social étudiant, le musée est fermé pour le moment. Nous vous prions de nous excuser de la gêne occasionnée. 🌍Dear visitors, due to student strikes the museum is currently closed. We apologise for the inconvenience.
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The newest painting in the Louvre. “The Girl with the Suicidal Empathy.” Oil on canvas. Go see it while the Louvre is still standing.
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Not sure if you’ve noticed, but we are at a civilizational crossroad. You can support the builders or throw your lot in with the destroyers. I know which side I’m on.
A look at France following a second night of violent rioting.
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It may start with the Jews. But as anyone can now clearly see it does not end with the Jews.
We will all soon know what it feels like to be Jewish. In France, they already do. It will be our just deserts for having abandoned the Jews, ignored their warnings, turned against them, and even marched alongside their oppressors. For three years, you useful idiots have been parading Palestinian flags, sporting keffiyehs, screaming “From the River to the Sea”, and recognizing a fictitious Palestinian state as a reward for Hamas’s October 7 massacre (looking at you, @EmmanuelMacron). You have boycotted the only Jewish state in the world, vilified the Jewish people’s right to self-determination (aka “Zionism”), and spread the “Gaza genocide” blood libel. Did you really think that if you fed the crocodile enough Jewish flesh, it would eventually be satiated? All you have done is embolden the monster and whet its appetite. So you were worried about “colonization”? Look around. The only thing being colonized here are our own Western cities. The Palestinian flag has become a victory banner, proudly waved amid the ruins of looted and vandalized historic buildings—a symbol of hatred for our civilization and everything it stands for. It never ends with the Jews.
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As born-and-raised Canadians, @TerryDiMonte and I have developed a tolerance for ketchup chips and maple cream cookies, but Kraft Dinner cream soda is a Jacques Cartier bridge too far. From the latest episode of the @terrytedpodcast.
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We told you. Bon appétit. 🇫🇷
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1930s Germany called, they want their vibes back.
French journalist Paul Amar: “They came prepared. They had the addresses of town halls. They had addresses of Jewish shop owners. In a street in Marseille, all businesses owned by Jews were set on fire. Businesses run by Muslims weren’t”
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That should improve the education system in France.
French rioters loot Louis Vuitton store located just 2 KM away from the Élysée.
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Sunday morning Costco run. Twelve minutes, $345.31 ($20.48 for sliced pork belly and $324.93 for non-essential incidentals).
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What’s going on in France did they win some soccer thing?
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So many pro-Hamas protests and not a single bank account frozen.
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Fact, not opinion: the overwhelming majority of hockey people - fans and players alike - love this.
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Hey @nytimes if I wanted to play Wordle in French, I would subscribe to @lemondefr. Use English words, tabernac.
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Jameis Winston is going to give me a fatal heart attack one of these Sundays but I’ll drop his name when God judges me and I will enter His eternal embrace.
"My take on the Jameis Winston experience is that I am called to be the light of the world and salt of Earth." - Jameis Winston
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Great breakdown of how Jews are demonized. Antisemites are as stupid as they are hateful. And make no mistake: anti-Zionists are antisemites. If you don’t think Jews have a right to their own nation state in their ancestral homeland, it’s because you don’t like Jews.
The 3-Step Playbook: Accusation, Expansion, Punishment. Full speech here: lnk.to/0rZBxk
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The same people who are mad at Elon for perfecting a flying car would have been pissed off at the guy who discovered fire 400,000 years ago. “Wtf do we need fire for? Why doesn’t Og share his berries?” Stfu.
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