Gloria Estefan was right; eventually the rhythm is going to get you.

Joined May 2010
In this life eh, if you’re from a rich home, and you happen to be book smart, don’t waste it! Make the most out of it. Dream big!
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Standish retweeted
You’ve had a long and a successful career, all set for retirement with hopes of enjoying life with your loving wife and daughter.. Meanwhile wife : None of this is your mistake, Two crazy world leaders are wreaking havoc, let’s end our marriage…
Can’t believe this is over 💔
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So he finds out in public?
Gael Monfils decided to retire without playing Lyon and Paris after knowing about Svitolina’s intentions to finish their marriage. The story now (sadly) makes sense.
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Bruh… this shit isn’t even funny, this is straight-up diabolical 💀
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Tielemans has played further up the pitch in the last two games. In those two games, he has created 10 chances, 4 of which were classified as BIG CHANCES. Apparently we can’t create without Bruno. Now add Mainoo into the mix. A balanced and technically secure midfield.👇🏽
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just look how good he is xitter.cf/emz__82/status/2111903…
Tielemans gets an assist when he has legs around. shocking
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I could write an article, I could list 50 reasons, I could go on and on and on saying why Bruno Fernandes is the root problem of Manchester United how he has fans I'll never understand how people excuse his shitty attitude I'll never get it Not my captain! a horrible player!
Bruno saw Mbeumo in a 1v3 situation & thought a dummy was the solution 😭😭 Then had the audacity to start complaining 💀
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Camssss!!!
Is Michael Carrick starting to realise that Bruno Fernandes makes Man Utd’s midfield unbalanced? 🤔 @FCMPod
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He's doing exactly what a DMF should be doing, yet Manchester United fans complain.
Replying to @gazerjadon
wish u knew the importance of a midfielder who takes 0 risks all game and averages high pass volume. someday u’ll get it.
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A viscous cycle. My manager Better than Arteta Sack him now Repeat
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Carrick knows he found something that could work having Youri playmaking alongside 2 proper midfielders. But he undoes it playing Bruno on the wing. Just let the Cunha-Mbeumo-Amad front 3 that got you this job have a go with a functional midfield and without the grenade launcher
"Really impressed with Youri, exactly what we thought and hoped for bringing him into the group..." Michael Carrick on Youri Tielemans 🗣️ #MUFC
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen this in my entire life. Bruno clearly commits the foul. Referee doesn’t blow his whistle & lets the game carry on. Bruno then proceeds to absolutely berate the referee. For what? I could not tell you. Then he gets himself booked. Not for the foul but for complaining 😂🤦🏾‍♂️
Replying to @Harri_Burton
He might be the #MUFC captain, but he’s got absolutely no right to talk to officials in this manner. Bruno Fernandes should have been off for this level of dissent, and that’s without even mentioning his earlier challenge… #LUFC
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Four midfielders on the pitch and Manchester United still couldn’t keep possession or do anything useful with the ball. Three reasons explain it. 1. No Kobbie Mainoo: Nobody in this squad matches his ability to retain possession, circulate the ball and control the midfield. 2. Bruno Fernandes is a liability in possession. He cannot keep the ball for more than five seconds before rushing a pass or giving it away. 3. Michael Carrick is tactically clueless. The team has no structure, no control and no clear idea of what it’s doing. When four midfielders cannot control a game, you have to question the manager and the players.
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"The British Museum is the largest depository of stolen goods known to man." Lord Paul Boateng (@UKHouseofLords) on the British Museum and the return of the Ethiopian Tabots, Benin Bronzes and Ashanti gold. Watch the event in full: bit.ly/4hZmDSe
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I’m 16 years old, obviously
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He was playing Bruno in a 2-man midfield with Casemiro. That’s where all the problem was and he couldn’t drop him.
The thing di3, be like your team just no good oo @manny_tk cos your man has been splendid 🤣
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This guy is really strange.
I've read this tweet over and over, wacthed the clip over and over and I dead ass dont even understand wtf this is supposed to mean...😅 yall not even makin sense, just spiraling tryna defend that Yeehaw music.
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This was the best sequence all game.
Literally the only good sequence of play I saw all game xitter.cf/emz__82/status/2111854…
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Literally the only good sequence of play I saw all game xitter.cf/emz__82/status/2111854…
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#mufc current pressing system
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