i don't want to be here

Joined May 2015
"everything looks great on your application, just one question - can you explain this period in 2025 where you were playing 200 - 400 bullet games a day?"
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In a world where LLM coding was actually a game changer, users would notice. They'd say "wow, has anyone noticed how useful, reliable and fast things are these days? They'd aay it about websites, apps, windows, macOS... They do not. Ergo: the princess is in another castle.
I still can't get over the complete lack of impact agentic coding has had on software from a user's perspective. Our industry looks faintly ridiculous for waxing lyrical about the "agentic era" when it's had zero observable impact to the end user.
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doing a journalism by looking into up "Elon Musk" and "Sam Altman" on chess dot com
The "revealed" account is named PeterThiel
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watched an Instagram reel of someone with a bad connection play on chess dot com
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me: ok, one more 3 minute game on my phone before bed the ads for mobile games in the chess dot com app: You Won't Last Thirty Seconds Download Now
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Same, the authors of the Grandmaster Reportoire books are collectively responsible for all of my losses
"12...0-0 was not in my file!" says Nakamura, "and it was too difficult to find [13.Ne4!] over the board." Hikaru is unimpressed by the work done by his seconds, who he doesn't name but describes as "strong GMs" #FIDECandidates
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I am also not looking forward to the hans niemann Netflix show
It’s depressing knowing that this film is going to permanently sully the name of the greatest game of all time.
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no step-grandmaster, we shouldn't
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why did you vibecode such a fucked up lookin board dude
Karpathy's Autoresearch pushed my vibecoded Rust chess engine AI from "expert" to a top 50 grandmaster, a #311 chess engine. It ran over 70 experiments on its own and tried to hill climb to the top ELO score it could, landing at 2718!
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> delaware > civilization
this is basically my experience with the US and cities
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stop playing chess anon, make the best ai note-taking app the world has ever seen
my favorite part of the deepmind documentary is when demis decides that chess is a waste of life force and intellect makes me wonder how many others have been nerdsniped into meaningless pursuits without realizing
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chessbase mobile is literally just a browser pointed at chessbase urls. what's the point?
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me: take the free queen andrew: you fuckin moron
Replying to @andy_l_jones
I think one of the more fascinating points about chess is that the new chess models aren’t just “better”. They are so much better that if two chess AI were playing against each other and a human (any human), were to contribute a single move, at any point in the game, that would be enough to typically guarantee a loss.
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the same is true with chess Someone who picked up chess last year: against e4 I aim for the Sicilian taimanov bastrikov ponomariov gambit, but sometimes it isn't possible and I have to transpose to f4 lines Person who played as a child: I think I play the caro-kann
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> chess company or startup announce new chess platform/app, looking for devs > promise performant application on mobile > look at tech stack > mobile stack is react native or flutter every fucking time
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every chess app is slow. Endgame, chesscom, chessever, even the new lichess app is react native or flutter slop. The last good chess mobile app was FollowChess. RIP King.
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in 2025 the only reasonable way to follow any chess tournament in your phone is lichess mobile web
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HIKARU THROWS A PIECE TO THE CROWD TO CELEBRATE THE USA 5-0! @GMHikaru What an event!! 🔥👏 @CheckmateUSAIND
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I can't believe they're shutting down chess dot com
JUST IN - Trump says tomorrow will be the "biggest announcement medically" in the history of U.S., "I think we've found an answer to autism."
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