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It's Monday. You might hate your job. But at least you're not a Russian general about to tell Putin that you lost the city you've claimed to have captured 4 times.
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I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol – at Greenwich, London
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Most Republicans are good people. Most Democrats are good people.
The White House says outrageous things to make you hate your neighbor.
Your neighbor isn’t the problem. The White House is.
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Me waiting for Football Manager 2026 whilst Twitter descends into political civil war.
#FM26
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“This genocide is in 4k on your telly & your only answer, you're not gonna be able to say I didn't know, the only answer you're gonna be able to give to your kids is I didn't care...”
🇮🇪Game Of Thrones Star Liam Cunningham
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I find it very funny imagining a situation in which India look at the pitch and decide Jasprit Bumrah isn’t in their “right balance to take 20 wickets”
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This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
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You don’t realise how crazy Leicester winning the league was until you hear Gemma Collins is 5000-1 odds to become the next James Bond😂
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He gave up the strike to Jasprit Bumrah and only had one wicket to play with, but Nitish Reddy notched up his first Test century with a sensational knock on Day 3 at the MCG 👏🇮🇳 #AUSvIND





























