This is what a million beers does to a fella

I had such a fun weekend but now I miss my friends and have to go to work tomorrow :(

lvl 3 skiller is skilling #gaming

I always try to be a good person. Not because its the right thing to do, but in the off chance Nardwuar wants to interview me.

Going to St. Louis for the weekend yall need anything

Okay but at the very least can we have some form of a way to move accounts between launchers? I haven’t been able to play my first maxed account for ages bc it’s on a launcher I don’t use.

Made a scooter video for Instagram but I’ll give it to my RuneScape Twitter friends too xoxo 🫶🏼

Guy working drive thru at bk rn is higher than me this is so funny

Toes are like the nipples of the feet

Gonna do a couple energy drinks today

Thinking about becoming more parasocial.

Dude gave me a beer, two tacos, and a key bump. Ladies, it’s that easy to get a man.

I’m getting better at flirting I think

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Yaay glog im gonna celebrate with public intox today

I’m at most two more benders away from finding the love of my life I can feel it

Might bond my uim (cry for help)

This weekend gonna be a toyotathon commercial 💯 🤪

At a show rn and just watched a dude pull a McDouble out of his pocket, take a bite, wrap it back up and put it back in his pocket. In the pit. I’m in awe

Feelin a feral weekend coming up who got a IUD im tryna steal the copper