brings nothing to the table

San Francisco, CA
Joined March 2009
an unholy hybrid of human ambivalence and porcine appetite whose craven yearning for creature comfort blights the land that feeds him
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Quaff, oh quaff this kind Fire Sauce and forget this lost burrit'or! Quoth the Raven, "'Live màs,' not 'Live more.'"
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If More Tweets = More Traction, Looks Like Someone *Points Thumbs At Self* Just Bought A Fresh New Set Of Road-Grippin' Wheels.
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#friday #night #fun ;--) please like and share
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yes my crocs match my $175 overdyed made-in-Japan Robert Geller henley thank you for noticing
Jonah Hill wearing a fluorescent yellow hat, puffing on a 2" thick vaporizer while digital DJing
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kneehigh crocs
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2 days at my parents' house relaxing, cooking, enjoying music, just realized I left my crocs there so the "rents are mailing em back to me
wearing crocs with $300 pants
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wearing crocs and drop-crotch sweatpants to take out the garbage after a late nite diet coke-fueled cleaning sesh
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wearing crocs at home and listening to tunes instead of going to the club. life is good
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wearing crocs and a '05 vintage freshjive shirt size L that has the einstürzende neubauten logo on it
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I'd Rather Be . . . wearing crocs
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just unfollowed zomby
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is there a better album in 2014 than the new HTRK album
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now wearing slippers
Wearing crocs
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Barthes Simpson
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this beat is real hardcore no tricks
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