
ALT a screenshot of a tweet from @alyssaisabelg that includes a mirror selfie of a blond person in a reddish shirt holding their camera in one hand and propping up a golden retriever puppy with the other, the puppy sitting upright like a human child might. the pup's back is wrinkled over the person's arm, forming an alarmingly human set of butt cheeks on his backside. the text of the tweet reads as follows, in all caps and with no punctuation: PLEASE WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE MY DOG HAS BUTT CHEEKS I AM WHEEZING

ALT a tan and white corgi perches his front paws on the ledge of a bathtub. a quarter of the frame is taken up with a tower of bubbles, seen from within the tub. the corgi’s ears are back, his eyes and mouth open in an expression of shock. a glob of the bubbles is on the corgi’s snout, where they have covered his black nose and formed something resembling a handlebar moustache on either side of his face.





















