My hobbies include hiding behind metaphors and convincing my shadow I'm somebody worth following. English teacher trying to figure life out.

United States
Joined March 2009
I sway back and forth from being an outgoing social butterfly to being a socially awkward stick of butter.
Oh Nathaniel, you outshine the morning sun, my son. Look at my son. Pride is not the word I’m looking for. There is so much more inside me now.
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Lol its finals week and i haven't studied anything😅
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Him: you're so cute Me: you're not wrong. Him: I'm usually right Me: only when you're agreeing with me #savage #ahh #thisiswhyimsingle
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When you meet a guy on tinder and you start to snapchat and you have the same shirt on (shout out to @Jessrawrsatchu for the shirt 😘)
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The announcers commentated on the cat and the crowd cheered for it. This whole video is amazing 😂
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When you're constantly told what a worthless human being you are, you start to believe it. And all those dreams and goals seem impossible
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I've only dated one guy who saw me and thought I was beautiful enough to take a picture when I wasn't expecting it. Its a wonderful feeling. xitter.cf/comedyandtruth/status/…
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When you say you're gonna eat better so you eat 6 in subway sandwich, a lunchables, Reese's, and still want food. #fatkid #innerfatty #ahh
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I have guardian sisters/friends watching over me 😂❤️ #WatchOut
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@DrLoganH still wondering how you made it this far in life.
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das me 🐱❤️️😍
Mom: does it look like I lost any weight Me: *finishes typing* Mom: no? *walks away* Me: I didn't even look at you!