Conrad Fisher: bleeding profusely.
Me: rubbing my hands together like my team just scored a touchdown. Let’s go, baby.
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He looks like a boy from your small town that shows up to the legion on a tractor.
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He looks like Brad Pitt and Edward Norton in Fight Club all at once.
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what if I just started saying “mid century modern” when people ask me what genre of music I play
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Good morning! A friendly reminder that we unfortunately cannot assist you with any @Anthropologie purchases at any of their Toronto clothing stores. We are the Department of Anthropology at the University of Toronto. Thank you and good luck.
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scandinavians: correct about social welfare, correct about two twin duvets when you share a bed – at Brooklyn, NY
You: goes to salon with picture of hair inspiration. Me, an intellectual: goes to psychiatrist with picture of Kawhi Leonard’s mood stability.
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Imagine the mutual shock when I muttered FRENCH FRIED POTATERS and realized my husband has never seen Slingblade.
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