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Conrad Fisher: bleeding profusely. Me: rubbing my hands together like my team just scored a touchdown. Let’s go, baby.

He looks like a boy from your small town that shows up to the legion on a tractor.

He looks like Brad Pitt and Edward Norton in Fight Club all at once.

Chloe Sevigny would have slayed as Amy March.

Petition to have a Dracula musical with Chappell Roan, Post Malone and FKA twigs? When?

@LakeridgeHealth are you allowing patients to enter the hospital with their own n95 mask?

Why does the nba draft play Harry Potter music before each announcement?

High school me starter pack

Today’s mood.

@ONThealth how are you supporting your sick and vulnerable during this time with no additional resources to CPP and cutting off ADP?

@ONThealth shutting down your ADP program while folks with disability/ on CPP already have more financial constraints than the majority of the population....during a pandemic...is a brutal decision.

Turns out, people do text me in a crisis.

“Man booed for NOT being Frank Ocean” could’ve literally happened to any of us.

You: goes to salon with picture of hair inspiration. Me, an intellectual: goes to psychiatrist with picture of Kawhi Leonard’s mood stability.

Imagine the mutual shock when I muttered FRENCH FRIED POTATERS and realized my husband has never seen Slingblade.

@emma_chapple Just binge read all your proctectomy blogs after having a similar experience in the past few years. Vac dressings and crying in ER's about work.....regular gal problems....Thanks for this refreshing honesty. Hope you're able to see some results

@ScottJohnson48 Waynes review of Thor : "it was pretty mickey mouse". Thought you should know...

@KyleTrudeau89 dont forget " :) "

Very temperate climates right now

This guy sitting next to me at the bar is definitely drinking green tea and definitely wearing his best diamond bracelet.