old af

Asheville, NC
Joined December 2011
Planning my trip to Outer Banks- staying at Sanderling Resort. For friends traveling soon: flip.to/r/4bczg @thesanderling
Day 6 of dealing with ✨fragile male egos✨
Yet another long day of dealing with ✨fragile male egos✨
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And you thought "Taking A Knee" was too much!?!
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I’m rewatching #theoc and candy-ass Volchek was just introduced and I need someone to talk to about it. Does therapy cover these topics?
I want an Inside Out style full length movie of what Kamala is thinking while this absolute dodo bird talks. Obviously @mindykaling, as disgust, would have the starring role! #VicePresidentialDebate2020
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Leslie Knope wants to let you in on a secret... On April 30, #ParksAndRec is returning to NBC for “A Parks and Recreation Special”. Our workplace proximity associates, along with our neighbors at @StateFarm, are raising money for @FeedingAmerica. Join us! FeedingAmerica.org/ParksandR…
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HOW DID THEY RECAST NEBULA TWICE IN THE ZENON ZEQUELS AND NO ONE PROTESTED?! @disneyplus
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Oh dang. Spoke too soon. My girl Raven comin back at ya in Z3.
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THEY RECAST PROTAZOA. We riot at dawn. #zenon
Need advice. Please simplify. @lizzo
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Just Hanging with my bff Claudio again @Coheed @claudioPsanchez
I wish that zig-zag parts were still the coolest. #zigazigah
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Everyone is talking about Antoni seeing a corgi but let’s be honest, we are all Jonathan hearing that there are homemade pumpkin cookies #QueerEye4 #queereye
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Most shark scientists (that’s the technical term) are cool, but the coolest one probably in all of history @tricialmeredith talks mad science game in this episode of @sciencevs #teamshark #lightmouthing listen!
This week: the shaw-SHARK redemption. We tear apart shark mythology, and bring you the whole tooth 🦈 open.spotify.com/episode/2aD…
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I’m sorry but was that a brief Robbin Aaryn GLOW UP?!?#GameOfTrones #TheFinalEpisode