Melavelle

it’s da dread reaper🖤🎃

every time somebody says “it is what it is” a little piece of the universe dies and gets replaced by a shrug emoji

i overshare on social media to make up for never talking to anyone in real life

i’m not saying i have trust issues i’m just saying if my shadow suddenly starts walking in a different direction i’m filing a missing persons report on myself

my bank account and my mental health are in a situationship

"listen to your body" body wants a cheeseburger and her beautiful face next to me

my adhd resolution dropped to 360p ever since life started auto-playing in 4k with no captions, unskippable ads, and that one music tab that’s been open somewhere but i just can’t find it

when you’re at somebody’s house and they offer you water, and you hear the sink turn on.

just in case i think of a banger away from my phone i like to carry a pen and paper around like the primitive days

if you don’t love bush you’re evil and deceitful

the best way to save money is to go in da house and lay yo ass down🤦🏾‍♂️😭😭😭

worm gf: would you still love me if i was a beautiful woman

when you really deep it the ocean is technically soup, it has meat and veg in a salty broth.

i’m in a bad place rn… not mentally, i’m just on Twitter.