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Back for more 🤩 #UCL
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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell? Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts? Hot ashes for trees? Hot air for a cool breeze? Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? How I wish, how I wish you were here We're just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl Year after year Running over the same old ground, what have we found? The same old fears, wish you were here
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Paul McCartney teaching “Let It Be” to John, George, and Ringo for the very first time. ❤️🎶 What a priceless behind-the-scenes glimpse of music history! ✨🎸
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【Private Stock McCarty 594】 今週のPrivate Stockは、ストーンを使用した“Blue to Green Gradating Bird Inlay”を指板に施したMcCarty 594です。 ボディカラーとインレイのコントラストが素敵ですね! Top Wood: Quilted Maple Back Wood: African Mahogany Neck Wood: Curly Maple Fingerboard Wood: Quilted Maple Pickups: McCarty III Color: Dirty Blonde Dragon’s Breath Happy #PrivateStockFriday 🧡✨ #PRS #PRSJapan
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Happy birthday to Barney Kessel, born on this day in 1923! A jazz guitarist who moved easily between small-group swing and the studio. Long associated with Oscar Peterson, and a first-call player on countless sessions.
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🚨MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: Premier League & UEFA Joint Sanctions Statement. Manchester City Football Club has been found guilty of 114 of the 115 charges relating to serious breaches of the Premier League’s financial rules covering the period 2009–10 to 2017–18. The independent commission determined that the club operated a systematic “disguised funding” arrangement, inflating commercial revenues through sham sponsorship agreements linked to ownership interests by more than £830 million, while failing to provide accurate financial information, player and manager payment details, and full cooperation with investigators. Following the completion of the appeal process and the subsequent sanctions hearing, the following measures have been imposed with immediate effect: Transfer restriction: A two-window ban on the registration of new players (both incoming and outgoing, with limited exceptions only for free agents already under contract). Points deduction: An 80-point deduction applied at the conclusion of the current 2026/27 Premier League season. Title reallocation: For each Premier League title won during the relevant period, the runners-up of those seasons will be retrospectively recognised as champions. The affected seasons’ final tables will be amended accordingly in the official record. European exclusion: UEFA has withdrawn Manchester City from all club competitions with immediate effect. This includes removal from the current UEFA Champions League League Phase. All remaining fixtures are forfeited (awarded 3–0 to the opponents), and the club is barred from European competition for a period to be confirmed in the final sanctions notice. These sanctions reflect the scale and duration of the breaches, which the commission concluded were intended to circumvent both Premier League Profitability and Sustainability Rules and UEFA’s Financial Fair Play framework.
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How many Marshalls?!? I heard so many people say these are fake….Nope! They are all real youtube.com/shorts/nbJXG6Ew5…
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“Summer Nights” - Van Halen
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A lifetime of music. A story worth sharing. Gregg Allman: The Music of My Soul is under consideration for a GRAMMY® Award in the Best Music Film category, and we're honored to share this recognition.
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Ready for Matchweek 7 👊
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Scales give you the notes. Your touch gives them personality. Eric Johnson discusses how vibrato, bends, accents, and dynamics make even a single guitar note sing. f.mtr.cool/oqg8r8mbi6 #EricJohnson #GuitarPhrasing #TrueFire
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Happy 49th birthday to John Mayer! Singer, songwriter and guitarist who started in acoustic pop and drifted toward blues and jam-band playing. Continuum is the record that locked the shift in.
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In Joe’s album release history, October’s a busy month, and so this week we celebrate TWO album anniversaries! 🎸🤘 We’ve got Surfing With The Alien turning 39, and Time Machine hitting 33 - we hope those of you who’ve been around since then have had a chance to turn the next generation on to these classics! If you had to pick ONE track from each album to crank up to celebrate, which makes your list? Drop your picks in the comments! 👇🔥 #JoeSatriani #SurfingWithTheAlien #TimeMachine #GuitarMusic #RockHistory
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AC/DC's "You Shook Me All Night Long" – what an electrifying performance! 🤘🏼🎸
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ZZ Top's Billy Gibbons shows off his incredible guitar collection to Sammy Hagar 🎸 #zztop #billygibbons #sammyhagar
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🚨💣 JUST IN; UEFA have decided that if Man City are found guilty after their appeal they will be banned from ALL European competitions for 7-10 years This means that they won't be able to play in UCL, Europa League or the conference league...
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Matchday 2 sets new record with 78 goals ⚽️ #UCL
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Our most iconic model has a new limited edition option. Meet the Custom 24 Stoptail, a "small batch" model offering players both a sleek look and clear, sustained tones!
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Yamal the Magician🪄🎩
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