@malibrated

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Joined January 2023
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I heard the AI10 is designed around the GAU-8
Elon Musk
@elonmusk2 Nov 2025
Just finished a long AI5 design review with the Tesla California and Texas chip engineers. It’s going to be great. And AI6 and AI7 will follow in fast succession. AI8 will be out of this world.
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Installed T3 this morning and gave myself ADHD
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Just realized the immortal ancients of the far future will have started out shoposting on x dot com
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pacing the frontier means running 34,000 tests before merging a trivial bugfix that anyone could tell is correct by just looking at the code
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Falling asleep beside your kids after a fun day of pre-Halloween festivities is peak human experience
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There’s something about being a sensitive nonverbal brown boi that makes the succubi go absolutely feral
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Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies
fudge
@fudgepostingOct 17
a girl at a bushwick nightclub asked me “whats on your mind outside of work these days” i said “i love soup, but i havent found any good soup places in the city” she looked at me like i was retarded and slowly turned away
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30 years ago I discovered the jargon file and it put me on a path that led to this exact moment
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Guys it’s no big deal my Trans-Am was doing all this stuff in the 80s
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Snack time
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a fun game i sometimes play on long drives is "let's see how far i can go with half a liter of coffee with 2 scoops of inulin and 3 scoops of creatine before exploding"
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Going to relish these two days of autumn in LA before it’s summer again
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told my 2nd grader "sometimes when you carelessly throw your words into the world, they land heavy and hurt people," and she threatened to pangram me
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if your office ever installs a nespresso machine, it's a bear signal
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The people in this cursed city pay more for vegan pumpkin spice ramen than murder-pumpkin spice ramen
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polygooner nerds fret about pacing the frontier when they should be pacing the cage
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dude at the gym said i had huge calves today
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The only person who benefits from this bs corgi drama is Tibo
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The 보쌈 place in ktown is closed for yom kippur
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Let my daughter have a sip of coffee this morningand she turned into a berserker for the next 10 hours. Maybe the Mormons were on to something
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