I'm sure, like everyone, I sit back from time to time and consider whether our tweets are balanced and fair. Then I remember I've been blocked by #jamesobrien #jeremyvine and #iaindale and I'm reassured..

My grandson was mugged at knifepoint at 8 am in Purley by two youths. They took his mobile phone. @CroydonPolice this is on your patch and has become a normal daily occurrence. I’ve lost any hope that you will follow these things up. It reminds me of New York in the mid 70’s

As the UK shivers and huddles under the blankets following a week of sub zero temperatures @BBCNews @LBC and other main news outlets think it’s a good time to lead with catastrophic stories on climate change. Who was the idiot who thought that this messaging was timely?

Cockroaches were found on UA flight 5 from Houston to london this evening. Flight was cancelled. What type of airline is @united running

If @mrjamesob @LBC says discombobulation one more time, I think his limited grasp of vocabulary will spontaneously combust.

Waited 10 days for a face to face appointment with my GP only to arrive and find he can’t see me and I will need to see another ‘medical advisor. If you want to know why the NHS is struggling to serve the people that need it, this pic tells you everything. @wesstreeting @NHSuk

#benwhite was on loan at #LeedsUnited during his time at #Brightonandhovealbion and this five year old was prepared to give up his pocket money to keep him at Leeds. Sadly, the player doesn’t share this kids passion for the game

Any thoughts on what this years version should be? @LBC @TomSwarbrick1 @NadineDorries

A very simple question..How do @shelaghfogarty and @TomSwarbrick1 feel this morning? Their support for unsupportable action is exposed in its full culpability. @LBC

Seems there's little or no point to posting on X now if you don't have a blue tick..It seems that responses are filtered out if you are not a member of the #bluetickclub @elonmusk

How come the Chief Executive of @ProstateUK is a woman? Just an ‘obvious’ question..

I was blocked by James OBrien 12 months ago for putting forward the same arguments that he is supporting this morning..I am happy he has now been brave enough to see the reality of the Israeli position on Gaza. I’d be grateful if someone could compliment him on my behalf @LBC

Used to quite like @TomSwarbrick1 but he has become incredibly condescending recently. Don't believe the hype Tom.

Like a myriad of Government departments @CPSUK is demonstrably unfit for purpose.....

The joys of #BrexitDisaster and the incompetence of @Britishairways make a business trip to Europe almost unbearable. Hour delay on the way out, long passport queue on the way in Frankfurt and hour delay on the way back. @JuliaHB1 @NickFerrariLBC

Brexiteers are like the driver of a lorry that just crashed into your family home, and are now desperately reversing out of the rubble to race away before the police get there. #BrexitDisaster @johnredwood @Jacob_Rees_Mogg @Julia Hartley-Brewer

Twenty years ago @Eurovision was crap and you might turn it on for 30 mins on a Saturday evening to see how few points the UK got..All of a sudden its a week long event and idiots are chartering trains to go to Liverpool to watch it and it's still crap @bbceurovision