اقسم بالله اني لو لاعب هاوي وزني 90 مدمن اباحية اخر مره مارست كورة القدم قبل 5 سنين وسمعت رونالدو بيعيط كده هنزل اكسر الملعب على اي خصم كان الجيل ده من المنتخب جيل من العار والتخاذل والله يلعن ابوكم لاعب لاعب

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Kaan 🇷🇺 · Nov 5, 2026 · 12:27 PM UTC

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Kaan 🇷🇺@kaanmentalityNov 5

Şu konuşmayı bize yapsa o maç Ronaldo için sahada ölürdük bi de şu oevlatlarının yaptığına bak

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Miss ADEL🦋🦚🌹 · Nov 5, 2026 · 11:31 AM UTC

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@a_derllNov 5

Whoever made this Ronaldo edit did us wicked 🥹

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Yurdy · Oct 30, 2026 · 8:12 AM UTC

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@utdyudyOct 30

934 career goals 0 Puskas 8 Balon D or 0 B.OA.T 62 Hattrick 0 Perfect hattrick 7 WC games 6 penalty 8 Balon D or 5 stolen Ladies and Gentlemen Lionel Messi

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Exposing Messi Every Day · Oct 29, 2026 · 2:22 AM UTC

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Exposing Messi Every Day@ExposingMessiOct 29

Messi's last 2 matches: - 0 goals - 0 assists - 0 shots on target - 25 possessions lost Still doing it at 39! 🌟🇦🇷

Image from Exposing Messi Every Day (@ExposingMessi)

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TC · Oct 28, 2026 · 6:10 PM UTC

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@totalcristianoOct 28

The best season in football history.

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Oyiga Micheal · Oct 28, 2026 · 6:37 PM UTC

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@Nsukka_okpaOct 28

How do you have 8 Ballon d'Ors, but when the world is asked to vote on the single most impressive, dominant, and undisputed individual win ever, they pick the guy who has 5? This is what you get when half of your awards are heavily disputed as charity handouts from FIFA. Siuu.

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