@malachirware
Joined August 2023
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The pumping gas story told in full by Alshon.
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Darren Waller
@Rackkwall83Oct 12
Some bye week pen exercise.. Back to work 🫡
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Just a speed bump
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@tdgator9Oct 10
My personal hell is “won’t back down” while losing to SHANE BEAMER by 18.
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So glad we have a bye before Tennessee, makes sanding the field way easier
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Ari Wasserman
@AriWassermanOct 10
South Carolina fans must be so frustrated when the team plays well because you can see the potential. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL
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Beamer’s Jorts@BeamerJortsOct 10
Practice must have been dogshit this week.
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Michael Bell
@avl_mikeOct 9
Take me back. The NBC crew knocked this out of the park.
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Pat Coletrain
@PatColetrainOct 5
Then had the nerve to dab every time they caught a ball. SMH
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HutNut@Mcneely_14Oct 5
Replying to @NFL_Researcher @NextGenStats
#IDontWantToOverReactBut look at the stats ! Is Bryce Young really putting the NFL on notice to be a MVP candidate ? @PatMcAfeeShow
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Fans show out Donors show out Players don’t care Coaches don’t care Don’t ever fucking ask this fan base to back you ever again. We are here every damn game. You don’t show up once for 60 minutes. This team can go fuck themselves.
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Replying to @tedcruz
Libertarians, conservatives, moderates, and common sense Americans…. You just listed everyone that you and Trump have alienated by cheering on more war, covering up for pedophiles, voting to increase spending, and trying to bribe everyone with $5000 checks.
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kasey
@kaseyklimesFeb 16
the murder rate is falling for the same reason that the birth rate is falling, and also why there's fewer bands forming and lower church attendance, why teens are less likely to get drivers licenses or participate in team sports, why brick and mortar retail is in a death gasp, why we're in a "sex recession", why shared living spaces in new apartments are smaller, why volunteering rates are at their lowest in decades... all of these things require or enable people to be around other people—and that's not happening any more.
Zarathustra
@zarathustra5150Feb 15
"From 2003-2023, American adults reduced socializing by 30%. For teens, the decline was nearly 50%. There is no record of any period in history when people spent more time alone."
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Opa!
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Joe Pontillo@JoePontilloFeb 14
If I have to pay $6 to rent a 40 year old movie off Amazon when I have a Prime subscription then we should just reopen Blockbuster. I'd rather have their employees judge my life choices.
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Maw
@TheEbonyMawFeb 12
Hey, uh… any way they could release the user data from people who played Pokemon Go on that island?
Pubity
@pubityFeb 11
Pokemon Go has officially removed the Pokestop on Epstein Island.
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Rare 🇺🇸
@RareImageryFeb 13
Gen X had a game called ‘smear the queer’. We would throw the ball to the smallest/weakest person and then go beat the shit out of them until they threw it to someone else. That was recess
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Will Compton
@_willcomptonFeb 12
A fun moment to have with your wife Whenever you sit down for dinner you simply say “the DOW is over $50,000 and this is the bullshit you put on the table?” It doesn’t go well at all
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