Chitova Makhetani

Tsitsitsitsitsi Tsitsitsitsitsi 😅

Guess my election-interfering space lasers didn’t work this time 🤷‍♂️

Harry Kane just won the ballondor over Yamal and Rodri who won the World Cup. But I want to remind you people that in 2023 Erling Haaland scored 54 goals, broke every record in England, won the treble, won the PL, UCL and European golden boot and was best player in every competition he played in. But somehow they gifted it to Messi for scoring 5 penalties in the World Cup 😂 Joke award.

Michael Ballack : Après le match, je voulais prendre une photo avec Kylian Mbappé, mais j’étais retenu par mes obligations de consultant. Kylian m’a alors promis qu’il m’attendrait dans les tunnels pour qu’on puisse prendre cette photo Je m’y suis précipité dès que j’ai pu, sans vraiment croire qu’il serait encore là. Mais à ma grande surprise, Kylian Mbappé était bel et bien là, en train de m’attendre Au-delà de son immense talent, c’est ce genre de geste qui révèle la grandeur d’un homme. Le meilleur joueur du monde, mais aussi une personne exceptionnelle sur le plan humain

Dude has assimilated our culture faster than an O.G! 🤣 He now goes by the name Tapiwa Nyati or (the great Buffalo) in professional circles. The dusters not an issue. It’s the “other” things he hadn’t seen before that made home say “WFT is that? What happened to you😱” 😉

Cesc Fabregas: "I told them [Como players] to slow down at 4-0!" [@BeanymanSports]

Women are too funny. 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My husband and I had a heated argument, and out of anger I just told him, I am tired. And he goes, well, rest. Because there’s no breaking up with me. We are too old for that. I looked at him like, excuse me? 😂 He continued, if your love for me runs out, we will use mine. If mine runs out too, we will wait for both of them to recharge. Apparently, this marriage has no cancellation policy. Nobody is starting from scratch and introducing themselves to another human being at this age. And if I need space? No problem. He will hotspot me. 😭🤣So basically, I can be angry. I can be tired. I can even temporarily run out of love. But leaving? That option was apparently removed from the package.

The kind of life I want for myself.

Bafana bafana coach telling his players to go and take ARVs mid match