@makememesnotwar

“The Doss”. Pro Tour The Lord of the Rings Champ. He/Him.

Joined October 2015
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PlayMTG@PlayMTG30 Jul 2023
🏆Congratulations to Jake Beardsley, the Pro Tour The Lord of The Rings Champion!🏆 Beardsley sliced through a field of powerful Modern decks and incredible players to take the title with his memorable Rakdos Evoke deck. Congratulations again, Jake!
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Toothy!@toothymtg1Oct 16
Replying to @housesarebig
if you didn’t feel game actions were consequential, the issue was not the lands it was your ability to recognize consequence
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First play of the first game back at Toyota Center Amen airballs a jumper I’m so excited Rockets basketball is so back
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Sean Beardsley@sixer601Oct 12
52nd place in RC LA playing izzet prowess, which was absolutely unreal! Big thanks to @makememesnotwar for being the best testing partner and @kmcsleevesusa for the support and high quality products. Looking forward to the upcoming RC’s! :)
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How I’m moving this weekend
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This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/…

Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA | United Wizards of the Coast

Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in...

unitedwizardsofthecoast.com
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Mateo Ferreira@TheManLandTCGSep 2
Replying to @YuutoShJ
Reps bad just vibe
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ajlvi@ajlviSep 1
The 11 USA players who have 4 PT quals: @nalkpas (off 7 RCs!) @Corey_Burkhart (9 RCs) @cftsoc3 (11 RCs) Paul Green (11 RCs) @makememesnotwar (13 RCs) @toothymtg1 (13 RCs) @Oinkmage (13 RCs) @Ni_Hao_DyLan (14 RCs) @killer_suv (14 RCs) @kthanakit26 (16 RCs) @arbitraryarmor (16 RCs)
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Dylan Nollen@Ni_Hao_DyLanAug 31
Looking for a team for worlds! Retweets appreciated :)
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Got smoked in sub 20 minutes
Jake Beardsley@makememesnotwarAug 22
Average RCQ Final
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jesse 🇵🇸@tiddypillsAug 11
Replying to @stephenasmith
@stephenasmith what’s the pick
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@Eureka22422_MTGAug 10
The craziest vintage cube pack I have ever opened.
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Sorry babe, not tonight. I’m busy watching 18 straight minutes of Skip Bayless saying “ring chasing” and gesticulating wildly
Skip Bayless
@RealSkipBaylessJul 24
CONGRATS, LEBRON! YOU MADE THE OBVIOUS RING-CHASING CHOICE! YOU JOINED THE EAST FAVORITES!
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Every time I try to register for a major Riftbound event my love for Magic is reinforced
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Won a skirmish with stock Boros Energy
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Michael@mwsMTG_Jul 11
Anyways got news my entire branch/team is being laid off in September if anyone got any leads on SWE work (5 years experience, mostly working on embedded systems). Willing to relocate to good cities (Portland, Philly…. That’s it).
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Playing Pai Gow with a box of 1991 Desert Storm trading cards
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Bloomburrow limited
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Carolyn Wang 凯伦@caro_irlJun 25
white people be like my parents got me into magic the gathering
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Also massive shoutout to the goat testing partner @sixer601, cannot overstate how good he is at helping to distill what actually matters in games
Jake Beardsley@makememesnotwarJun 1
Spent the weekend Marduing it and Top 32’d RC DC for a PT invite. Deck was great, vibes were great, getting my face pushed in on camera by @mwsMTG_ was great. 10/10 would be cool but rude again.
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