Maria of all trades. Master of none ✌🏻

Joined March 2022
I know I know, I've been gone far too long... I don't know about you, but I need something to get ready of those Monday morning blues (that have trickled into the afternoon)! @_jrhemingway_ has got it covered 🙌🏻 Full video: youtu.be/M7UIcbmR5uo
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Our official Tiktok is finally here! ❤️ tiktok.com/@hemingwaymusic
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I'm gonna need to get my head back in the clouds, all this reality is really killing my buzz 🌩️
Thank you so much to everyone who joined us last night, and thank you so much to @JukeboxLdn for being such wonderful hosts 💙 more gigs coming soon, keep an eye on Facebook for details!
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Wonderful evening at Peggy Sue's as always 🖤 So excited to be performing at @JukeboxLdn tonight!! Who's coming?!
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This Friday! @JukeboxLdn 🖤 We're ready to put on a show and we can't wait for you to be a part of it! For more details... 👇🏻👇🏻 facebook.com/events/s/jordan…
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Excited to be back in my favourite tee very soon 😍
We can't wait to see you all at @JukeboxLdn on Friday! 😍 Where should we go next?! We're open to all the weird and wonderful suggestions you throw at us!
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Less than one week before this beautiful face will be smiling at you from behind a drum kit! @_jrhemingway_ and full band at @JukeboxLdn this Good Friday 🖤 #unsigned #unsignedtalent #NewMusic
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Now, 15 year olds all seem to either have a knife or a ket dealer... I had a cowgirl hat and an affinity for looking like a total cunt x
Where do you want to see Jordan Hemingway and his epic entourage?! Hit us up with weird and wonderful locations. The boys are open to all kinds of suggestions, including in your own home! The weirder, the better. Let's go! 🤩 Pictured: guitarist Sam Bibby with Eric Sanderson
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If I don't tweet it but I think it every second of the damn day, am I still hot? Or am I just a lazy fucker who is almost certainly going to find a "new mole" behind her ear in the shower later, which will actually turn out to be a piece of two-day-old doughnut?
“I hate leaving the house. I love laying in my bed. I hate working.” Why does every tweet from a hot person sound like it’s written by the grandparents in Willy Wonka?
A big happy birthday to the woman who made me in her image... 25 vs 25. Love this throwback ❤️
Yooo, if anyone knows of any intimate venues for bands in the Essex/London area. Hit me up!
A whole new meaning to #livelounge 😍
Coming soon... I WANT MORE! 🎶 If YOU want more, pop down to @JukeboxLdn on 15th April. We'd love to see you there! 🖤
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Just over 2 weeks until I'm in a dimly-lit room, surrounded by slightly tipsy strangers, taking pictures of everybody's future favourite band all over again 🎶🥳
I miss you so much, everything about you, you run through my mind all the time. Your shutter speed, the curve of your lens, how I know exactly how and when to push your buttons... 😭💔
Jordan Hemingway Music will be playing @JukeboxLdn with full band on 15th April. What a way to start your Bank Holiday weekend! 🎶 Who's joining us for an amazing show and a drink with the band after?! 🍻 #NewMusic
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