My top birthday present this year was my friend testing me to say I look like Francesca Bridgerton followed closely by the winking video of Joe burrow
6 days into June and I already have 3 bug bites I itched too hard until they bled. Let's wrap this up
congrats to everyone getting married and buying houses but in spending my twenties the way god intended (chronically depressed)
I'm against women changing their names not bc of feminism but because it's way harder to stalk them online
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excitedly explaining to everyone in my life what taylor did tonight like that one scene in the office of kelly telling jim about celebrity baby updates
I can't believe the finance trust fund 6'5 blue eyes sound is trending at the same time as the smallest man who ever lived bc it turns out they're actually one and the same
do you get an actual bed when you go home for Christmas or are you the only single adult in the house
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everyone says “harry styles on 1989 tv” what if taylor swift actually gets one direction back together and it’s one direction on 1989 tv
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*whispers* the worst nepotism babies are all the business boys inheriting generational wealth and not even making anything cool or good.
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Girlies entering the age 23 ….. yes it will be the worst year of ur life but after the biggest flop comes the biggest slay and you are the caterpillars entering the cocoon to hatch in the almighty age of 24
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YOU SHOULD THE DRAMA
DO SOMETHING SURROUNDING
PRODUCTIVE THIS MOVIE IS
TOO INTERESTING













