they/them block = I win (joke) everything I say is satire

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Joined July 2022
This app is so boring I’m gonna see how long I can last without doomscrolling I lasted 6 days last time I wanna try again
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Ugh I’m starting to remember why I blocked a majority of mcrtwt these 14 year olds piss me the absolute fuck off
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IS THAT THE SON MEME GUY THIS IS BULLSHIT BRAH
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My eyes were puffed up taking the picture cause of the flash
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i’m begging you all to unmute please
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trying to sleep but i have that fuckass dirty bird song playing on loop in my head
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it’s always an ivantill fan at the scene of the crime. Keep your habibi el slut slop to yourself
sultan ivan and belly dancer till🫪🤭 #ivantill #ivan #till #ALNST
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Dude why is it always these halfassed quote retweets that get me likes
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mcrtwt will post the worst take ever and proceed to get mad when you point it out in the comments
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Fav song and fav artist + 5 VICTIMS that should do this @lacedinveils @fisheyeexe @nightwinglazer @fyodorscanonluv @s4boru
fav song & fav artist + five moomfs!! :D @xsillyrana @cemeteryyPuppy_ @majorityvotee @R1nn_3x33 @tw_kaby (my favorite song's different every day but this song is rlly good, i love their vocals)
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I really want a hot dog
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I don't shut up, I grow up. And when I look at you, I jerk off
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this is mine. I made some tweaks
mee!!! (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)
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How it feels using a laptop charger for my phone
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Wanna see my cockk lol
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type of shit they do in crk update trailers just for nothing cool to happen and the update to be boring as shit
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ʚ pronouns – they/them ʚ height – 5’1 ʚ weight – 80-97lbs ʚ sexuality – aroace queer ʚ sign – aquarius ʚ eye color – brown ʚ hair color – brown..ish ʚ fav drink – strawberry lemonade ʚ fav food – fried chicken ʚ fav animals – dogs ʚ mbti – intp
ʚ pronouns – any ʚ height – 157cm ʚ weight – ✖️ ʚ sexuality – bi ʚ sign – pisces ʚ eye color – brown ʚ hair color – black ʚ fav drink – sharjah shake ʚ fav food – porotta and chana ʚ fav animals – jellyfish ʚ mbti – entp
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Also I’m either INTP or INTJ it changes everytime I take the test
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I had to adjust most of it cause of the character limit
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Rip off your clothes, and jump into bed. Both of you, cause you’re gonna be gay for a minute. / former CIA officer John Kiriakou guest on the Truth Hurts Show podcast, homosexual lesbian lesbianism sapphic wlw shipping ship yumeship time rarepair otp / reaction video meme
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