barely real

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Joined June 2018
MagicM8Ball retweeted
i used to play fortnite with you bro why are you a Father
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2nd year university is like this
Cheesy Chicken Burger 🍔
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GRIEF VERIFIED // 2+ YEARS, 436K ATTEMPTS. A NEW ERA OF GEOMETRY DASH. 💜💛
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2 eggs + 1 cup granulated sugar + 4 oz. unsweetened chocolate + 1/2 cup butter + 3/4 cup flour + 1 1/2 tsp. baking power + 1/2 cup chopped walnuts + beat eggs & sugar + melt chocolate & butter + add flour, powder, & nuts + 8-inch pan + 350º F + 30 minutes = welcome to brownies ☠️
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ik a guy thats 23 and a virgin he cool af
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Beastmode
The ElementalGuy Files 👀
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Canada is all foreplay and no nut
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A white man made yesterdays connections
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My crossword today. Sorry for trying to discuss ball last night
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stop Following me I no longer Exist
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MagicM8Ball retweeted
People from elementary school are still in my dreams at night man
i miss every single person i’ve ever met in my life
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It's like bragging about being on the high school football team. You're only top 5% when compared to the general population that've maybe thrown the ball a couple times a year
Yes bro players in the purple area are bad at the game bro of course man yeah you're so right
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Has anyone noticed that it’s less common for someone to tell you when to go to sleep than it was in the 2000s? It used to happen like every night except for weekends and now it rarely if ever occurs
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aww crap
yo @painkiller_ow i think theres something wrong with ur car
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27 and 28 year olds…It’s not how you start…it’s how you finish…and we’re gonna finish on top 🔝💪🏆🏆🏆🎖️🙌
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