@magicfades

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 Portland, OR
magicfades.bandcamp.com/
Joined December 2011
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No Fun Intended 🫂 retweeted
Slutzy Putzy@putzisbackbabyOct 24
YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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Serving my daughter pickle juice in a little shot glass and she's demanding more like a guy at a bar who just lost his job
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I won't tell yal when I make it rich but there will be signs
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Had to become a father to finally become punk
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Video was hot, but had my eyes on the F-91W the whole time
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Your mom just sent me unsolicited thoughts about the Shane Gillis SNL monologue
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Down tuning is done boys only way is up now! F# standard ↗️
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If an album sounds like shit I just use my imagination to improve the mix
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Legacy death metal band members in Hokas
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For guitars I want whatever color and finish takes on the most filth, I'd play a sponge if it was feasible
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First thing I'm grabbing if the apocalypse happens
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Clavicular would make a great Howard Roark
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DINKS are like sorry I can't make game night I have this chili to finish cooking
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Damn wish I made this edit
US Consumer Product Safety Commission
@USCPSCSep 18
Space heaters coming soon.
Three figures in dark robes stand before a castle as the moon rises. The castle is on fire! The first figure has a face made out of a space heater. The next figure has a face made out of an extension cord. The third figure has a face made out of a power strip. The text reads: Home safety traitors. Always plug your space heater directly into the wall, never a power strip. Keep it at least 3ft away from flammable items. Turn it off before you leave a room or go to sleep.

ALT Three figures in dark robes stand before a castle as the moon rises. The castle is on fire! The first figure has a face made out of a space heater. The next figure has a face made out of an extension cord. The third figure has a face made out of a power strip. The text reads: Home safety traitors. Always plug your space heater directly into the wall, never a power strip. Keep it at least 3ft away from flammable items. Turn it off before you leave a room or go to sleep.

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The most effective way to mainline micro plastics into your body has got to be cleaning the lint trap
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No Fun Intended 🫂 retweeted
Ja Morant
@JaMorantSep 24
from the concrete who knew dat a flower would grow
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Absolutely slamming Water Music rn
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Mixing my new record 😭
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I think I'm gonna let AI completely catch me off guard, continue working my job that will def be gone within a couple years, continue making music and flyers and then one day be like whooooaaaaa Nelly
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The Mozart T stays OFF during sex
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