It reminds me of the movie Dave
🚨#BREAKING: The actor who ended up playing Joe Biden's body double for nearly two years will turn state's evidence to avoid jail time, according to sources close to the FBI's investigation.
"The suspect was hired to stand in one place for ten minutes," said a Special Agent. "That's how it began."
Before he knew it, the subject was sitting behind the Resolute Desk and taking calls from foreign leaders.
"A birthday party impressionist ended up the leader of the free world, if only for a few minutes here and there."
Dozens of West Wing staffers were complicit in pulling off the ruse.
"The whole building had to be in on it."
FOLLOW ME, THE NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING.
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Groundbreaking New Study Finds Islamophobia May Be Partially Caused By Muslims Killing People All The Time | Babylon Bee babylonbee.com/news/groundbr…
Challenge for you @jamestalarico name me ONE country where universal health care actually works!
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HAPPENING NOW: ICE Agents are reportedly doing a nationwide surge going to Hospitals, Schools and Airports across America
I ABSOLUTELY VOTED FOR THIS
KEEP IT GOING
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When I listen to the Hamas wing of the Democratic Party, I’m grateful for the freedom of speech.
How else would we know who the idiots are?
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In Spain, a group of lesbians state that their biggest fear is living under a right-wing government, and that they would prefer an Islamic caliphate.
Across the West, LGBT people are the biggest supporters of the Palestinian cause and the Islamic takeover. Truly a mental illness.
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THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT JUST PUT THIS ON NATIONAL TELEVISION DURING THE NFL GAMES.
“This is the final battle with you at my side.
We will demolish the deep state.
We will expel the warmongers from our government.
We will drive out the globalists.
We will cast out the communists, Marxists, and fascists.
We will throw off the sick political class that hates our country.
We will rout the fake news media,
and we will liberate America from these villains once and for all.”
PAID FOR BY THE U.S. GOVERNMENT.
Not a campaign.
Not a PAC.
The actual United States government.
They’re not working us over anymore.
We’re working them over.
This is the final battle.
And it’s live on national TV.
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🚨 ONE JUDGE JUST OVERRULED THE SUPREME COURT
Judge Allison Burroughs just blocked President Trump from ending Temporary Protected Status for Somali migrants.
SCOTUS already ruled lower courts don’t get to dictate this.
She did it anyway.
This isn’t a ruling.
It’s open defiance.
One unelected activist in a robe is trying to keep the border open against the President and the highest court in the land.
Impeach her and end the judicial coup.
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🚨#BREAKING: Outrage is erupting in Charlotte NC after a Black woman who ran a RED LIGHT, hitting a 25-year-old White man out for a run, and DROVE AWAY while he DIED ON THE STREET...
...was sentenced to ONLY 30 DAYS in jail.
Yes, you read that right... THIRTY DAYS.
His name was Lance Sotelo.
Lance grew up in Dalton, Georgia, and was a cross-country MVP in high school.
He came to Queens University of Charlotte and ran cross country and track and field for SIX YEARS.
He was the student body president.
On January 14th, Lance was doing the thing he loved most, he was out for a run in Charlotte NC
At 5:47 in the evening, police say 28-year-old Q'Laundra Hood was ran a red light and she hit him, hard.
...and then she drove away.
She left him in the road and kept going.
Lance Sotelo died right there on the streets of Charlotte.
He never even made it to a hospital.
He didn't have life insurance, his family had to start a GoFundMe just to bury their son.
Hood turned herself in and pleaded guilty to felony hit-and-run and involuntary manslaughter.
And on Tuesday, a courtroom packed with Lance's family and friends watched the judge hand down the sentence.
30 days in jail. And probation.
Thirty days and $765 restitution.
WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!
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🚨 BREAKING: The 8th Circuit US Court of Appeals has RE-INSTATED Missouri's new Congressional map, which FLIPS a Democrat seat to Republican — 7R-1D
The court calls Missouri judges' attempts to use the old maps UNCONSTITUTIONAL
JD Vance DIRECTLY called for this just days ago while in Missouri: "When you have courts that say that Missouri is not allowed to draw its districts the way that it would like to, but certain blue states are, what that means is that those courts are saying that the votes of a Missouri Republican or a Missouri Independent count less than a Massachusetts Democrat."
"You could have people who are going in the general election and casting ballots in districts that are different than the ballots that they cast just a couple of months ago in the primary. That, to me, is an affront to the democratic process."
This will likely be appealed again up to the US Supreme Court, but time is running VERY short, so in all likelihood, the new maps are GOOD TO GO.
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Holy shit….
Trump just dropped a red-pill nuclear bomb on Truth Social.
He posted a video showing NIH Geneticist and Biochemist outlining that vaccines have toxic chemicals like Mercury in them, and can cause autism.
Trump just called vaccines “poison”…
MUST WATCH!
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JUST NOW: Greenland's Premier Jens-Frederik Nielsen has just announced that he is traveling to New York to sign a security agreement with the United States and Denmark that grants the US permanent control over Greenland’s defense while preserving Danish sovereignty.
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House Of Representatives Goes On Break After Long, Hard Stretch Of Not Working buff.ly/xXYsR7L
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BREAKING: Ilham Omar to introduce bill to redirect $140 billion from ICE’s budget to communities and nonprofits who assist illegal aliens
The definition of America last.
Denaturalize and deport
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If Liberals and Democrats actually hated HIGH gas prices, California would flip RED tomorrow!
They don’t. They’re gaslighting y’all and actually hate cheap energy.
Power over people. Every time!
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There’s a reason most potato chips are cheap.
Seed oils are cheap. Cutting corners is cheap.
We make ours with beef tallow, non-GMO potatoes, and salt.
It costs more. We’re okay with that.