Director at FFP. I swear a lot. Influencer. importer of ballbearings. Proprietor of MEGATHREADS. Sometimes draw shit. Part of the John Cooper Clarke Collective

Joined January 2009
He’s not normal.
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LEEKS can be planted in heavy soil, but improve the drainage by mixing in some horticultural sand.
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Why hasn’t my code arrived?
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Registered for oasis tickets. Let’s see if I get fucked over again.
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Owt appenin?
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Ere @zippetey2dah are you watching the stickball? #bbccricket #bbcbbw
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Done. Now to try and remember some chords.
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I have spent the last 5 hours listening to house music. All is good with the world. I am also drunk. 👍
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I have a new vape. I am a SASSY BITCH.
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roflhoff retweeted
I used to have a pet terantlea spidur. He did do shits. And giggles. Oh Bill Oddy, His dead body, Won’t be watchin birds no more. He’ll spy on angles in the sky While Alan Partridge does a cry The family will sell his binocleurs one day, Probly at a boot fair on a Sunday.
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Big Bill Oddie, Your soul has left your body, I once asked you a question, If spiders do shits, But wouldn’t answer, You fucking chancer, And now we’ll never know, If spiders do shits, Or if mosquitoes do shits. J C Clarke Collective etc @zippetey2dah @SidcupSpode
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Despite having a DIABETIC INCIDENT, I powered through and am now shit fade and singing. I never sing*. *unless shitfaced.
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Does the Tardis have a toilet on board? Or did the doctor just travel back in time to when he didn't need a shit?
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Cleaned, neck treated, tried to ‘deck’ the bridge. Restrung. Plays like new. Not bad for a 26 year old guitar that has been in storage for 2 decades.
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Kevin Keegan, You scored a goal, You played for the magpie, But did an eye roll, You’d love it if you beat them, And caused some mayhem, But now you are decease, Rest in peace JCC Collective etc @zippetey2dah @SidcupSpode
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LOLGENTINA @zippetey2dah @SidcupSpode LOS MALVINAS SON INGLÉS.
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Final thing brought back from me mums today.
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I also found this.
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Finally remembered to bring this back from me mums.
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