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Joined July 2024
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I'll unblock her when she calms down she'll be fine
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No amount of marketing can top this simple gesture
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relationships are actually easy when you not dating a lying weirdo
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Quit my job last night, it was nice to be home to make the kids breakfast and take them to school today!Off to hunt for a new opportunity, wish me luck
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Nowadays Gen Z doesn't care who you are 😩At 3AM even your emergency should come with an apology😭
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Finally started my casket business. kindly refer me to your family and friends
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You think a male gynecologist wakes up excited to stare at grandma pussies? It’s just a job. He probably can’t even have sex with his wife later because of the traumatic experience.
Why do we have male gynecologists? some professions should be gender specific.
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Why do we have male gynecologists? some professions should be gender specific.
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Men don't find women with PhDs attractive. Why?
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They lied to us. BBC don’t exist.
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So I just ruined my own future with one text 🤦
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Nowadays Gen Z doesn't care who you are 😩At 3AM even your emergency should come with an apology😭
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i think the best part of being human is experiencing music.
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