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you’re cute jeans

New York, NY
Joined June 2010
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I’m not taking sides until I hear what the mechanical bird has to say…
Just drove all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store I thought looked really rad and had a few things in mind to buy and literally was looked at as if I couldn’t afford it and was told he could find something comparable for me. Wow, dude. You’re an idiot and just lost a huge sale. But y’all should go check out Art of Play in Brooklyn if you enjoy being treated like Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman. For sure, check it out 👎
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she really chopped it up with everyone
Fond memories of dear friend Dolly Parton immortalized from summit of Mt Paektu.
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tfw you’re on your way to get a haircut #haircut
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Life isn’t about 🌱🙅🏻‍♂️the Sundays 📆🙏🏻 that scare you 😱👻 it’s about the Monday moments 😽✨that take your breath away 🌈🌬
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Only dad is watching Untucked so mom and kids are only getting half the story
Can you identify what wrong with this family?
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I weesh I cood cap’chah thuh draaahmuh of the outbahk in my lüük
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You’re laughing. People are shopping Parker Posey’s Super Bowl party picks on Uber Eats, and you’re laughing.
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I’m manifesting big things for 2037
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Gay bar time!!!! Woowhoo!
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Do we think the Ozdust has a dark room?
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Goon you’re free fly, fly!
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Literaleigh is such a beautiful name for a baby girl
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back back back at it again
I decided to be extra and throw myself a Traitors themed bday party this year ☺️
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“We deserve each other” is wild
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last night was so bagel… #Everything
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what if we kissed at the Seussical 25th Anniversary reunion concert
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i miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur
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I’m like, dropping hints that I made sausage prosciutto lasagna with homemade ricotta
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The Hunting Wives will return, in Avengers: Doomsday
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me joining a dress to impress server with 16 seconds left
Sabrina Carpenter stuns with a bald cap for Interview Magazine.
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