married to a hot Aussie
Oklahoma, USA
Joined July 2011
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My brother has been home alone all day. When my mom asked what he was doing this is the text we got back..
Maci Bourke retweeted
Reason 1243 why @macibourke is my best friend: it’s a mutually known thing that we both suck at texting😂 we may reply in 5 minutes or in 5 days, who knows 🤷🏻♀️
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Homicides each year:
496 with hammers and clubs
323 with rifles and shotguns
You can try and ban guns, but you cannot ban evil
My dad is now a Kanye fan because Kanye supports Trump. He started listening to his music and even DM’d him a bible verse
Going to college bars tonight and James googles “Chad outfits” so he can figure out what to wear.
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Beautiful weather all over our great country, a perfect day for all Women to March. Get out there now to celebrate the historic milestones and unprecedented economic success and wealth creation that has taken place over the last 12 months. Lowest female unemployment in 18 years!
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@Maci_Rich this is why I got you high quality cubic zirconium xitter.cf/hunterherny/status/949…
“Kim, 35, has two boys ages 7 and 13, cooks a mean boiled egg, drives a Ford Flex and wants to speak to your manager”
