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focused on the future :: designed the voice ui for Mercedes cars :: co-host of @DR_podcast :: mentor @ https://xitter.cf/t.co/wdw5ET5VR2 :: unprofessional cyclist

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Mine is a little more brown because it also has soy sauce and oyster sauce in it. But that’s how I like it.
This is a bowl of 粥, juk1 or “jook” as western heathens like to say. Or worse… “congee” 🤣. It’s a rice porridge I made that also has Napa cabbage, ginger, garlic, scallions, pork meatballs, and 臘腸.

ALT This is a bowl of 粥, juk1 or “jook” as western heathens like to say. Or worse… “congee” 🤣. It’s a rice porridge I made that also has Napa cabbage, ginger, garlic, scallions, pork meatballs, and 臘腸.

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Replying to @somefinetweets
@somefinetweets
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At what point do we say it’s trolling?
Pumpkin spiced pumpkin seeds from Trader Joe’s… for when you want the delicious taste of pumpkin but in seed form!!

ALT Pumpkin spiced pumpkin seeds from Trader Joe’s… for when you want the delicious taste of pumpkin but in seed form!!

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“Gimme the AT&T logo but worse!!”
The Twitter account for the American Cotton Shippers NGO. No idea about them as an org but their logo is a pretty blatant rip off of an existing, horrible company.

ALT The Twitter account for the American Cotton Shippers NGO. No idea about them as an org but their logo is a pretty blatant rip off of an existing, horrible company.

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Just say you don’t know what you’re doing. It’s ok. Everyone fucks up. Be honest and you’ll see people respond in kind.
VP of Metaverse Vishal Shah said “Today, we are not operating with enough flexibility. I want to be clear on this point. We are working on a product that has not found product market fit. If you are on Horizon, I need you to fully embrace ambiguity and change.”

ALT VP of Metaverse Vishal Shah said “Today, we are not operating with enough flexibility. I want to be clear on this point. We are working on a product that has not found product market fit. If you are on Horizon, I need you to fully embrace ambiguity and change.”

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When I said debugging is therapy, this is it… the problem is always yourself… and there’s no hiding from it
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Why isn’t it working? Well because the code you wrote isn’t attached to the thing it’s supposed to affect…
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Is it weird that I wish they would change it back to Papyrus?
A look at the revised version of the (blue alien) Avatar typography. It’s not Papyrus anymore. I don’t know what it is, but it’s not fun to poke fun at it anymore.

ALT A look at the revised version of the (blue alien) Avatar typography. It’s not Papyrus anymore. I don’t know what it is, but it’s not fun to poke fun at it anymore.

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They were given this as part of a take home exercise. What do you think about this?
Problem Statement: As a person who supports sustainable consumption, I want to increase the efficiency of recycling/donating my goods and clothes when they are not needed anymore.

ALT Problem Statement: As a person who supports sustainable consumption, I want to increase the efficiency of recycling/donating my goods and clothes when they are not needed anymore.

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The Little Merman
Here is a website I designed that is still in development and not available for release.
A redacted design of a website. It’s just a grey square with the text “[REDACTED]” in the center.

ALT A redacted design of a website. It’s just a grey square with the text “[REDACTED]” in the center.

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Ma’am this is LinkedIn…
I got a weird message on LinkedIn that’s starts “Hello, I live in California, nice to meet you, you look very handsome…” I don’t know what this is but it’s weird to see this on a professional networking site

ALT I got a weird message on LinkedIn that’s starts “Hello, I live in California, nice to meet you, you look very handsome…” I don’t know what this is but it’s weird to see this on a professional networking site

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Yeah but if we convert a car interior into an airplane cockpit, I’m pretty sure it gets worse.
This is a photo of an airplane cockpit interior with tons of controls and buttons and knobs everywhere. I don’t know what type of plane this is from because it’s the internet. But the point I’m trying to make is badly designed things are badly designed things.

ALT This is a photo of an airplane cockpit interior with tons of controls and buttons and knobs everywhere. I don’t know what type of plane this is from because it’s the internet. But the point I’m trying to make is badly designed things are badly designed things.

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