@macfarlane

Borscht belt comedian in a shiksa's body. Obnoxious extrovert. Chaotic neutral. Area man down for whatever. ESFP. I'm not Scott, Seth, Todd, or Billy.

 Mordor-on-Hudson, NY
instagram.com/bexmacfarlane/
Joined May 2008
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I am not Seth MacFarlane or Todd McFarlane.
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Elle Lookbook
@EvaLovesDesignOct 18
An architectural cocktail ring with floating blue moonstones and diamonds. A spacefaring future
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Gökben@gokbentakiOct 18
GRAVITY Necklace 🪐💎 Venus. Saturn. Uranus. Three celestial forces, drawn into one orbit. Vivid rubellite, neon Paraíba tourmalines, tanzanites, blue sapphires and diamonds form a precious Milky Way across a sculptural cosmic matrix.
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Jeremy Kaplowitz@jeremysmilesOct 19
fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood
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𝙊𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧@GreenOscar94Oct 18
Could have Édith Piaf singing on top of the Eiffel Tower with a cigarette in one hand and a decapitated head in the other and it would still somehow be less French than this photo
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The photo in this post is AI-generated, not a real photograph of protests in Paris. It edits a 2015 image from Yerevan, Armenia, replacing the protester with the Pink Panther. sicnoticias.pt/sicverifica/20… newtral.es/pantera-rosa-p… theguardian.com/world/gallery/…
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No Context Brits
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Paul Bronks
@SlenderSherbetOct 17
Her: "OK I'll go out but I'm not drinking" Also her, two hours later:
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The Oatmeal
@OatmealOct 17
I built an evil version of Jimothy in my brother’s front yard. The neighbors are complaining that it’s too big but I think I could have gone bigger
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Maude Frome@frome_maudeOct 17
The Vikings loved giving cats as wedding gifts. Not only were they thought to be invaluable to brides setting up their new homes, but they were also sacred to Freya, the #Norse goddess of love, whose chariot was pulled by two giant cats. #FolkloreSunday #FairyTaleTuesday
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Native American History@_nativeamericaOct 16
Breaking News The Columbus statue at the state capitol in St. Paul Minnesota was just removed by Indigenous people.
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Archaeology & Art
@archaeologyartOct 17
Paul Evans (1954-) - Winter evening
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LISA🦋@LISA4drillOct 17
i love when vets knock before they come into the room. like yes my cat is naked but she also arrived that
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𝓙𝓲𝓶𝓶𝔂 𝓙
@JimmyJ4thewinOct 18
🚨NEW: Dr. Abdul El-Sayed on Trump mocking his middle name Mohamed and calling him a jihadist: “He says it just fine when he’s begging the Qataris for a private jet or the Saudis for money for his son-in-law’s firm.”
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TacitusChrono
@TacitusChronoOct 18
1911 and still prettier than most tiaras today. The details are just unreal, they really don't make jewellery like this anymore.
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Massimo
@Rainmaker1973Oct 17
The Theodore Roosevelt of cats
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Beheaded Queens@BeheadedQueensOct 18
In Scottish and Irish folklore, a mythical faerie called a Cait-Sith ("cat-shee"), or Cait-Sidhe in Irish, takes the form of a large black cat with a white spot on its chest. This may be the origin of the association of black cats with #Halloween. #FolkloreSunday #BlackCat 🐈‍⬛
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evan loves worf
@esjesjesjOct 18
He cooked him so bad here
Dr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedOct 18
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedOct 18
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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Albert Dros@albertdrosphotoOct 17
Last week above the city of Rhenen in The Netherlands. I had been wanting to photograph this church tower with these kinds of conditions for years, and I finally managed to do so. What a morning.
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Massimo
@Rainmaker1973Oct 17
Northern pygmy owl [📸 Bucci Photography]
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NYTPitchbot
@DougJBalloonOct 17
Whether it’s Barack Obama putting Dijon mustard on a hamburger or Donald Trump bringing millions of Ukrainians to the brink of starvation, both men have made unorthodox food choices.
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