Mary Halvorson

BREAKING: Donald Trump reacts to the slew of damning new indictments with the surprising announcement of a harebrained scheme to obtain "complete EXONERATION" for himself — and experts are roaring with laughter. According to Trump, he is about to release a "Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable REPORT" on the "Presidential Election Fraud" which he still insists occurred in 2020. We know, of course, beyond a shadow of a doubt that there was no real fraud committed against Trump. Every single case he has brought on the Big Lie has been lost or thrown out of court. The only fraud was that committed by him and his minions. Trump promised to release his sham "CONCLUSIVE Report" at a press conference next Monday. Hilariously, Trump claimed that "all charges should be dropped" against him and his minions once this report drops. This reeks of desperation. "They never went after those that Rigged the Election," the disgraced former president concluded. "They only went after those that fought to find the RIGGERS!" This press conference ends one of two ways. Either it never materializes — a possible outcome since Trump obviously has no real evidence to prove his Big Lie. Or, Trump has the presser, presents a bunch of nonsense and lies, calls it "evidence," and demands to be let off the hook. If it's the latter option, it seems highly likely that he will end up digging himself an even deeper hole. The judges considering his efforts to overturn the 2020 election will be forced to grapple with the fact that he is STILL trying to do it. Please retweet and ❤️ if you think that Trump belongs in prison — and consider joining the growing exodus to Tribel, a “woke” new Twitter competitor that banned Trump for life and is exploding in popularity because Elon Musk banned Tribel’s Twitter account — but he forgot to ban this link to download the new Tribel app: tribel.app.link/okwPIHYCIqb